Anyone Else Sing Jackfilm's Little Melody In Their Head Whenever They Read A Haiku?

not nauseous enough, ya know?

"you've said that ad nauseam" yes and i intend to add more nauseam

i give in yall have finally lured me on to this webbed site. happy kill caesar day btw

TOO LATE FOR THAT, FOOLISH PASTRY ENTHUSIAST! I HATH ALREADY CONSUMED THEM ALL!

im coming for your krispy kreme

AHHHHH MO I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS AGGHHHH

las vegas is the only place you can see an ad for drag race, a street preacher, and a guy in a bluey costume without taking a step

ah yes, my favorite pokemon

bi knuckles

lol these tags are great

the best part about deltarune is that the main character's nonbinary so its gay no matter who you ship them with

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat nooooo what are you talking about

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

the best part about deltarune is that the main character's nonbinary so its gay no matter who you ship them with

yea hes fine they just tucked him into bed without him wanting to. nah hes not waking up

Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":

involuntarily converted to room temperature

cancelled on a corporeal level

successfully transitioned into fertiliser

rendered permanently horizontal

sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife

houw could yo-aAAAAAAAAAASAFfjdkfjoeiwjdfiomndokfniodks

you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you