Me, As A Baby Teenager Trying To Convince Myself I Really Fuckin LOVE Alistair While Watching My Brother

Posted a chapter to a fic last night that I edited and took different parts out for the next chapter. Immediately went to go check the next chapter and found the Google doc empty. Was SO mad until I remembered version history 🫠

That was almost a rip to 3k+ words. God is real, my dudes 🙏😂

My love language is physical touch and i would literally never let Shadowheart leave my arms, I just want to kiss, hug and hold her 24/7.

She's tough and strong and pretty much the only character who can survive most of the game without the player unlike the others but she's also just my little princess.

I just wanna spoil her in and out of the bedroom so bad.

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

"We all deserve to be wicked, now and again." - Mother Superior Shadowheart

I need her

I've been unbanned

The Shadowheart-obsessed cod god is back

Got shadow banned on cod, guess that means I have no choice now but to spend my weekend writing (as if I didn't already want to write anyway)

Shadowheart kills me. Tries so hard to be icy and bitchy and rude. But if you're just like not judgemental about any of that she immediately has heart eyes and gives you pep talks if you ask her about how shit's going. Her whole cleric domain is keeping secrets to the point she got lobotomized for it and yet she's like "well anyways here's everything about me." After like five minutes of being nice to her. Truly Shar's worst warrior.

i got too excited and couldnt wait until i actually coloured it, i feel like a kid coming up to their teacher to proudly show off their finger painted lil drawing (p.s. i love u and ur writing and ur Tav and AAAAAAAAA i cant wait until the next chapter drops)

AAAAAA I LOVE THIS OMG THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️🥺 I was havin' such a bad day and this made it 10× better

Reposting to add that the Emperor be like hmm I got this cool Sharran lady AND there's a Selûnite on board, let's cause ✨drama✨ and get them to bang

Baldurs Gate 3 is so wild when you realise how vastly different the game is depending on if you choose Tav or Dark Urge

Dark Urge Playthrough: you’re the child of Bhaal, but unlike the Bhaalspawn, you are created solely by Bhaal himself. The first true child of Bhaal. The daughter of one of your father’s previous Bhaalspawn turns on you, attacks you and tries to kill you. In your dying state, she infects you with a parasite so that you’ll die an incredibly humiliating death, and become her slave.

By some miracle you end up on the same nautiloud ship as a Sharron Cleric who happens to to be carrying a gith artefact that contains Baldur himself. Baldur, who was made a mind flayer and is now calling himself the Emperor, realises there’s an incredibly powerful Bhaalspawn on the ship, and that he can use them to his advantage. The power you have will help him destroy Gortash. Of course he picks you, it makes so much sense.

On your way to Baldurs Gate you find out through an unsent letter that you used to be into Gortash. When you get to Baldurs Gate, the man you used to fuck turns out to be an absolute loser and with horror you realise he is still into you. It’s okay though, he’s very easy to kill.

You end up facing off against Orin, your niece, and kill her. Your father appears to you and offers you the chance to become his Slayer. On the high chance you turn him down, he murders you in front of your loved ones, and leaves you to rot.

Then Jergal, the actual Lord of the End of Everything, the original God of Death, who was the very being that turned you father into a God all that time ago, who’s been in your camp for weeks pretending to be this undead scribe called Withers, appears next to your corpse and brings you back to life, basically adopts you, states that he will protect you from Bhaal, and announces that as long as he lives, you will never die. You’re essentially immortal.

Tav Playthrough: you’re a random nobody that was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by Mind Flayers. The Emperor must pick one of the many idiots on the ship to be his pawn. He sees Tav and thinks “ugh, yeah this one will do”.