In The 1980s, The Naval Investigative Service Intensively Tried To Remove Gay Men From The Military.

In the 1980s, the Naval Investigative Service intensively tried to remove gay men from the military. Once they misinterpreted the queer slang phrase "friend of Dorothy" (a euphemism for gay man used since around WW2) and thought that there was a real woman named Dorothy who knew plenty of gay men in the military.

The NIS decided to find Dorothy and force her to reveal the names of gay service members so that the Navy could throw them out. They wasted a lot of time and taxpayers' money on this and the action, of course, ended in failure.

Just imagine Icemav angst related to the fear of discovering their relationship and simply Mav being chaotic and messing with his superiors.

Ice: I was away from home for a week and a half and you spread rumors and made the entire NIS look for a non-existent woman.

Mav with an innocent look on his face: I literally don't know what you're talking about.

Slider: Yes it was him

I'm begging on my knees for someone to write this