Albert And Jack Share The Role Of Santa (Albert Wins). Fret Takes On The Role Of Christmas Elf

Atsushi: Kunikida-san, do you know the difference between sugar and salt?

Kunikida: salt is a mineral, but sugar is a complex chemical compound

Atsushi:

ADA:

Dazai: we all answered that sugar is sweet and salt is salty

Dazai: get out of bed

Chuuya: no

Dazai: get up or I will-

Chuuya: will you what?

Dazai: I'll lie next to you

Chuuya: come on, lie down

Chuuya: I'll push you out

"Angel with a Flaming Sword", (1893)

— Edwin Blashfield

Aziraphale...

no Eden and God, only Britain and Mycroft

ПОЧЕМУ МЫ ЕЩЕ НЕ ОБСУДИЛИ ЭТО????

— Дазай-кун, у меня не было намерения убивать тебя. Мне действительно больно убивать ребёнка, — произнес Рандо мрачным голосом. — Но если Мори станет известно то, что известно тебе, он отправит за мной убийц. И мне придется убить их. А я хочу избежать… убийства бывших друзей. (с) “15”, глава 4. Довольно иронично, если Рэмбо говорит о Флагах… которые через год погибнут в битве с Верленом.

LOVECRAFT, I THINK IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR ASS FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

COME ON YOUR HUSBAND IS THERE TOO-

Random thought I got when I was finishing my math homework but here me out: What if Sherlock used to be a math nerd when he was younger? I mean, think about it, Sherly admitted that the reason why he loves solving cases was not because he wants to find the answer, but rather, he loves the process of solving it. And as someone who used to have a genuinely dedicated teacher who has a similar sentiment, I don't think its a stretch to say that Sherly probably liked Math when he was younger and moved to the next best thing as he grew up, solving mysteries and crimes.

Louis: sherliam

William: sherliam

Louis: isn't

William: isn't

Louis: canon

William: canon

Louis: sherliam isn't canon

William: catch me if you can, Mr. Holmes

Sherlock: Are you by any chance a mixture of lithium, oxygen, rhodium, dubnium, fluorine, chromium, iodine, manganese and europium?

William: ??

Sherlock: why are you so LiORhDb OF CrIMnEu?

if I had a nickel for every time I met killer who liked knifes and had killer brother who had a detective boyfriend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice