the cute outfit
What is it like at the enemy hq?
[man this one’s long part one]
Headcanon number 724898
Cypher frequently asks Breach to bring chocolate from his homecountry when he visits there and Breach doesn’t initially like to entertain the man but with enough money given to him he buys him a couple of famous and delicious chocolate bars
But Cypher is KNOWN to hate chocolate, no matter the flavor its too sweet for his tastes, then why does he order chocolate all the way from Sweden? because one little engineer just LOVES it
Whenever Killjoy is in the mood for talking or complaining or just tinkering her gadgets outside of her lab (which is still the superior lab, with a 3d printer, she insists when compared to Cyphers tinyass room) she just passes by Cyphers lab. And he knows if she is around esp at a late hour she will stay there for a looooong time
So when they are either working or talking, he brings out the chocolate bar(s) with a glass of milk ,from his minifridge under the table, for her and brings a cup of tea for himself. She just digs that, late night snacks because who cares about calories, Sweden choco might not be as delicious as Belgium or Swedish ones but hey she likes it either way and Cypher truly enjoys her company while drinking his tea and listening to her
Yet again, dialogue credit is awarded to @hvstias
valorant unfortunate moments compilation
Spotted this pair in the wild and had a good laugh
[id: KJ named FartSmella and Sova named POOPASS]
viper's playlist is so angsty and fruity at the same time pls i wanna meet the person who makes those playlists i have some questions
the reyna throwing slippers hc reminded me of this art by @yonakayo
would not want to be a recipient of la chancla
random valorant headcanons part iv, except i don't have any excuses this time smile y'all you're witnessing mental illness
killjoy sometimes wakes viper up w messaging her weirdly specific questions like “what happens if you wake up in a middle of a surgery? can your intestines rearrange themselves after surgeries?” and she's one of the main reasons why viper's phone is on silent
breach and brim are football fanatics and SOMEHOW they often support the same team (chaos ensues when they don't)
fade cried after playing stray, cypher has a video of her breaking down after finishing the game
yoru refuses to accept he's allergic to strawberries because he loves them sm (he had to spend an entire day at medbay because of this)
raze and killjoy really ship some agents and they bet on them lol
viper has that mad scientist coat and jett, a chronically online person, gasped after seeing her in it
reyna's good at throwing slippers to ppl. you think bullets hurt? wait until reyna smacks you with her fluffy slippers
viper is a big fan of american horror story. one time sova agreed to watch it w her and he's concerned about her mental health now
jett often forgets her knives in random places (low b12 gang)
chamber knows how to make amazing pastries
astra plays ping pong w herself in astral state when she's bored
phoenix and yoru share clothes, jett steals them
raze somehow knows everyone's spotify passwords
neon still doesn't like fade's prowler
brimstone is a bbq master
sova has joint pain like every archer in existence
sage has a mug collection and THEY'RE SO CUTE
she would rather die than admit it but viper plays favorites when it comes to some agents lmao
sova's big cloak is the best blanket in HQ
kay/o can be used as a portable AC. no i will not elaborate just ask killjoy
he/him || south asian || mostly reblogging valorant content and other fun stuff I find
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