Assassin's Creed Lost In Modern Ages

All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.

035: *locked in a glass case* . . .

079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .

106: *is secured down* ...

076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...

682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...

096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*

049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*

035: ... Hey Doc?

049: hm?

035: is this our vacation?

049: ... ya.

035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?

049: what?

035: are we trash?

049: hm... kind of.

035: ooh... *is now sad too*

Everyone: . . .

079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.

Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!

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Welcome back

The Epic Adventures of Malik and Leonardo

Episode 1

(Updated)

It was a day like any other in the assassin household. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping and flying alongside eagles. On this particular day, however, was quite one that was unexpected for two assassins in the household, well more of a painter and an assassin.

Leonardo was working on repairing a hidden blade, in his upstairs workshop, while Malik was looking over some files downstairs with Maria. Claudia was in the kitchen making dinner with Achilles, waiting for the assassins to return from their mission.

Leonardo was working on fixing a hidden blade that one of the assassins had broken (Jacob) on a "mission" as they claimed.

After some time he had finally finished the repairs on the gauntlet.

Leonardo: there! It's finally finished. *sighs and wipes his brow*

Leonardo put the gauntlet on and tested the grapple hook function as it went flying out and hit the wall. Leonardo then reeled it back into the gauntlet.

Leonardo: perfecto! *takes off the blade and puts it down* *starts walking over to the windowsill and opens it up*

The view wasn't the complete best, cause of the neighboring building hiding their hideout home from the outside world. But at least the birds still managed to make their way through to visit him, as they flew around the hidden space.

Leonardo: *chuckles and leans against the sill edge* Today has been quite kind and peaceful. *breaths in a bit of the air*

He will admit the air back home in his time is cleaner than the city's air, but still open-air nonetheless. One of the birds landed next to Leonardo on the windowsill as it chirped to him.

Leonardo: oh! Why hello there. Sorry, I don't have any bread for you today. A certain two people wanted to see if they could make a rather tall sandwich like the ones on T.V.

He'll never forget the scolding Edward and Alexios got from Shaun for using up all the bread they had.

Leonardo: Heh, but I think- *pulls out some bird food seeds from his pouch* I bought this recently from the store close by.

Leonardo carefully laid his palm open and flat for the bird, as it curiously hopped towards Leonardo's open hand. The bird started to eat some of the seeds from his hand.

Leonardo: it must be nice to see the world from such an amazing view from the sky... *sighs* someday... someday...

The smile on Leonardo's face slowly fell as he stared out the window.

Leonardo: (if I'm able to leave again first...)

The bird finished eating as it stared curiously at Leonardo as if it could tell he was sad. The bird chirped at him getting his attention.

Leonardo: hm? Oh, you finshed already?

The bird chips solemnly to him as it leaped closer to him.

Leonardo: I'm fine my little friend, just... thinking...

The bird tweets at him as it nuzzles next to his hand.

Leonardo: *pets the bird gently with his index finger* "whispers" "I wish I could follow you out there with the other birds..."

Just then he hears the sound of some vehicles pulling up into the hidden area. He looked down and smiled when he saw all the assassins stepping out of the two vans and Desmond off his motorcycle.

Leonardo: ah, They're finally back!

the bird chirps to Leonardo as it stood up.

Leonardo: I'm glad to see you again my little friend, I shall see you again tomorrow morning.

The bird chirps goodbye as it flys away and Leonardo closes the window. He grabbed the newly repaired hidden blade and rushed downstairs to the front door.

Leonardo: their back everyone!

Leonardo shouted as he ran down the last step.

Malik: good, it's about time they came back.

Desmond unlocked the front door and sighed in relief to be home.

Desmond: hey guys, we're back!

Everyone walked inside tired and exhausted.

Desmond, Rebecca, and Shaun were the first three to come in, followed by Altair and Ezio. Altair walked over to the couch where he sat in between Maria and Malik.

Maria: welcome home aleaziz. (dear) *kisses Altair on the check*

Malik: yes, welcome back Novice. Glad to see you made it back safely.

Altair: it's good to be back home.

There was a small meow by Altair's feet. Looking down Altair made a small smile when he saw his little white and black, golden eyes, kitten companion trying to climb up to his lap. Altair picked up the small kitten and settled him down on his lap.

Altair: I missed you too Nasir.

The cat meowed happily at Altair as he purred in his lap, happy for his human to be home.

When Ezio walked into the house after Altair, he immediately received a big hug from his best friend Leonardo as he always did after a mission.

Leonardo: still alive Amico?

Ezio: *Chuckles* still alive.

Ezio broke the hug and produced along into the house. Jacob and Evie then walked into the house after Connor walked in behind Ezio. The sound of two dogs barking and a Turkey gobbling came from up the stairs, as a large, silver furred wolf came rushing down the stairs with a Turkey in an assassin's hood stood on the wolf's back, while a little Welsh corgi ran underneath the large wolf.

Connor: hello silver, Liberty, how are you two. *pets the wolf and Turkey*

The wolf pants and barks while the Turkey cooed.

The little dog under the wolf came rushing towards the Frye twins yipping happily while running around in circles around Jacob.

Jacob: ya it's good to see you too Desmond the dog. *pets Desmond (the dog)*

Desmond (dog) barked then ran off into the kitchen.

Leonardo: oh, Jacob! Your blade is fixed. *hands Jacob the blade*

Jacob: ah, thanks, Leo! You're a lifesaver! *tries to grab the gauntlet from him*

Leonardo: *pulls back the gauntlet* not so fast Jacob! Promise me first that you won't break it again doing something other than a mission.

Jacob: *sighs* I told you I did break it while on a mission.

Altair: when you say "mission" you mean goofing off with Edward and Alexios doing stupid sh*t?

Edward: hey! I resent that remark! *grabs a beer from the fridge and drinks it*

Alexios: we weren't doing stupid sh*t, we were doing important sh*t.

Kassandra: aw yes, cause nothing is more important than swinging from building to building like an Andrew Garfield spider-man for fun on a Saturday afternoon by a construction site.

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: o_o ...

Kassandra: while there were people working...

Jacob: *sigh* fine! *grabs the gauntlet and attaches back onto his wrist*

Leonardo: good.

Evie: *sigh* sometimes I have no idea what I'm going to do with you, Jacob.

Arno: I tried to tell them not to.

Jacob: *smirks* Oh come on Arny you wanted to come with us.

Arno: and I still don't regret not coming along with you three.

Both Claudia and Achilles walked out of the kitchen with their hands full, stacked with plates and silverware to the table.

Claudia: Welcome back everyone! Dinners done.

Claudia smiled as she saw her brother walking over to her and hugging her.

Ezio: saluti (greetings) sister. Here let me help you. *takes half the stack of plate*

Claudia: Grazie Ezio.

Connor: let me help you too Achilles. *takes half the stack from Achilles*

Achilles: thanks you two.

Ezio: so what's on today's menu Claudia? *sets down some plates*

Claudia: homemade pasta with Chicken and salad made with spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, and dressing, and some freshly made biscuits.

Jacob: Sounds scrumptious Claudia! *jumps over the couch and runs over to the table*

Altair: Watch it Frye!

Shaun: Jacob what did we say about jumping over furniture in the house!

Jacob: you said only when templars are around.

Shaun: I never said anything about templars.

Jacob: aw! But if there were, then would I have the full permission to jump over the furniture?

Shaun: ... *sigh* fine.

Jacob: yes!

Evie: I'm sorry Shaun, Jacob can be so obnoxious when he's hungry.

After Claudia, Ezio, Connor, and Achilles set the table Claudia brought in the tray of food over to the table, before going back for the biscuits and salad.

Bayek: do you want us to help you, Claudia?

Claudia: I'm alright Bayek, you can go ahead and take a seat with the others.

Bayek: *nods*

Everyone took their seats at the table, but since the table wasn't quite big enough to fit everyone, some of them had to sit on the couch or floor to eat. Connor, Edward, and Alexios were fine with sitting on the floor by the couch to eat, the three didn't care much about it. Desmond, Shaun, Arno, Aveline, and Kassandra sat on the couch to eat while the others sat at the table to eat. The good thing was that their dining room was connected to the living room so they were still all able to chat with each other as they ate.

Aya: thank you so much, Claudia, the food looks so good.

Claudia: I don't deserve all the credit, Achilles helped with the cooking as well.

Connor: I think you both did an amazing job.

Achilles: when you're retired, you pick up on other hobbies to pass the time.

Aveline: do you need help with serving the food Claudia?

Claudia: si, could you and Connor help pass everyone their meal.

Aveline and Connor: *nods*

Aveline and Connor both got up and helped Claudia serve the food, the three made sure to give everyone even portions of food on each plate then passed the plates around to everyone.

Claudia: one for Desmond.

Desmond: thanks Claudia.

Claudia: Shaun.

Shaun: thank you.

Claudia: Kassandra.

Kassandra: thanks.

Claudia: and a meat-free pasta for you Leonardo.

Leonardo: grazie Claudia.

Claudia: then some bird feed for Senu and Library.

Senu caws happily at the table and begins eating his bird food in a small dish.

Bayek: Senu thanks you Claudia.

Claudia: *smiles* I'm glad.

Library also gobbled happily as well as he ate next to silver.

Connor: and some uncooked chunks of steak meat for silver. *puts down a dog dish full of steak chunks*

Aveline: then some dog food for Desmond 2 and cat food for nasir. *puts down two separate bowls down for Desmond (dog) and nasir*

Once everyone got their food everyone began eating.

Jacob: hmm? *notices Leonardo doesn't have any kind of meat on his plate* no offense, but how come you never eat meat? The chicken is the best part of the meal.

Leonardo: I just don't like the idea of eating meat, it's basically like eating a dead body.

Jacob: But didn't you... never mind. I just don't understand how one can eat plants for their entire lives and not have to eat meat.

Leonardo: because it's much healthier. You above everyone in this house should try and eat healthier foods.

Shaun: and Desmond, don't forget about Desmond.

Desmond: for the last time Shaun, I'm. Not. Fat!

Rebecca: calm down. Shaun Dez is fine how he is.

Desmond: thank you Becs.

Shaun: all I'm saying is that it wouldn't kill ya to lose some weight.

Desmond: and I'm sure it wouldn't kill you- to take a break on the tea-drinking, but I never say anything about it.

Edward: ha! He got you their lad. *drinks his beer*

Altair: that's enough everyone, let's just try and have a nice dinner without fighting.

Alexios: I agree with Jacob, a man needs to have meat on his bones to grow strong, it puts hair on your chest.

Kassandra: and a smelly breath if not taken care of.

Alexios: hey, I brush!

Achilles: not enough to hide your breath you don't.

Alexios: whatever... *breath into his hand and sniffs* OH! *cough* *cough* ya you know what, I'll brush after I'm done eating.

Some of the group laughs as they continued eating and talking with each other. One particular conversation, however.

Aya: me and Bayek would make such amazing dishes back in Egypt.

Arno: *sighs* I remember Elise and I would make desserts in our youths... *sighs* ...

Ezio: *pauses eating for a moment* ... Arno, we talked about this.

Arno: I know I miss her...

Malik: you need to learn to let go. It's starting to get to you badly.

Arno: Tch! Coming from a hypocrite, I would rather be told that by Shay in person.

Malik: . . . the hell is that suppose to mean?

Altair: *pause his eating as well* ...

Arno: aren't you still mourning over your own issues?

Malik: . . . what. issues. Arno.

Everyone: . . .

Arno: you know your-

Desmond: ahem!

Arni: *glances at Desmond*

Desmond: *shakes his head no to Arno and shakes his hand flatly by his neck*

Arno: ... *looks over at Shaun and Rebecca*

Shaun: Uhm- *clears his throat and keeps eating look away from Arno*

Rebecca: don't look at me. You brought it up. *continues eating*

Arno: . . . *looks over to Altair*

Altair: . . . I rather not be dragged into this again. *continues to eat*

Malik: . . . *just glares at Arno* >=|

Arno: ...

Jacob: *leans over to Arno* "I think you messed up this time Frenchy."

Malik: he's right Arno... I suggest you choose your next words... very. very. carefully. . .

Arno: . . . *gulps* uh... w-with... uh... with your uh... with helping Leonardo and his newest designs?

Malik: ... good answer. *continues to eat.

Arno: *sighs in relief and continues eating*

Leonardo: *has a simplistic look on his face* ...

Desmond: ... *grabs his dinner knife and pretends to cut the air with it and examines the knife* ... yep the air is so thick with tension I can cut that sh*t with a knife.

After everyone had eaten, they had time to relax for the rest of the day. Leonardo and Malik were both in his upstairs workshop discussing new possible designs for future hidden blades and gear.

Malik: *sighs* dinner was- no surprise! ... a disaster.

Leonardo: well, you know what they say, having a large family isn't always easy.

Malik: I see why now.

Leonardo: Cheer up my friend, I'm sure it will pass like normal and we'll probably be arguing over something ridiculous the next meal.

Malik: *chuckles* you mean like how Edward and Alexios used up all the bread?

Leonardo: *chuckles and smiles* Si, something of the sort. So I was thinking for this blade design we could try making something more lethal, should they request the target to be brought back alive.

Malik: *looking around the makeshift workshop* Mhm... "this place is getting messer each time I come here... I wonder how he does it in a place like this..."

Leonardo: uh, Malik could you hand me the parchment, for the blueprints over there? *points to a cluttered bookshelf*

Malik: hmm? Oh, sure thing Leonardo. *walks over to the shelf*

Just as he made his way to the shelf, Malik slipped on a screwdriver that was left on the floor. Causing him to fall over barely grabbing the side of the bookshelf with his one arm he fully knocked his body onto the side of the bookshelf accidentally knocking a few things over.

Malik: ugh, Sh*t! *slides down against the shelf*

Leonardo: Dio Mio! *rushes over to Malik* Are you, ok Malik!?

Malik: ugh, ya... I'm fine Leonardo, don't worry about me. *stands up*

Leonardo: Ugh! I apologize, for that. This place is a mess, I knew I probably should have cleaned a bit before asking for your assistance. *starts picking up some of the items from the floor*

Malik: it's fine Leonardo. *starts picking up some of the fallen items and putting them back on the shelf* Here let me at least help you clean up the- *picks up a small opened box* ... mess...

Malik was holding a small wooden box with a small lock on it. Its lock seemed to have broken from the fall, as it was cracked opened a little.

Malik: ... hey Leonardo... what's-

Leonardo seemed to be rambling about the mess and the blade designs, not noticing Malik speaking to him.

Malik: ... *looks at the box for a moment before opening it*

There was something small inside, it was covered with a dark green cloth wrapped around it.

Malik: ... *puts the box down on one of the shelves and removes the top cover of the green cloth* . . . What the hell?

Underneath was a snipper bullet, covered in dried-up bits of blood lying untouched in the cloth.

Malik: *slowly takes out the bullet and examines it* ... he... kept this? ... I thought he said he got rid of this?

Leonardo: maybe once then I can get my space cleared- ... uh Malik?

Malik: *jumps a bit and quickly puts the cloth with the bullet into his pocket and puts the empty box back onto the shelf* Err- sorry about that Leonardo, I was just... looking for the parchment you wanted.

Leonardo: ah never mind that my friend. I'm sure I'll find it another time.

Just then Shaun walks into the workshop space.

Leonardo: saluti Shaun! How can we help you?

Shaun: can I talk with you two for a bit? *closes the door behind him*

Malik: of course, what do you want to discuss with us?

Shaun: *pulls up a chair and takes a seat* ok listen, during our mission today we retrieved a very important flash drive with some important data on it about the Templar's plans for a new device. We're not exactly sure what it is they're trying to build, but whatever it is, it's big. This thing could put the assassins in a tight spot if the Templars ever succeeded in building it.

Leonardo: Oh my.

Malik: and what does this half to do with us?

Shaun: I'm getting there. Luckily we managed to steal the plans from them before they were able to make copies of them. So I wanted to ask if you two are willing to take care of the drive for a bit before William comes by and picks it up, to take it back to the assassins for further research on what the plans are.

Malik: that's it?

Leonardo: but, why us exactly? If you don't mind me asking?

Shaun: well since everyone here is probably going to be on missions, we can't risk them losing the drive while on a mission. Claudia has her things going on and Achilles is no longer fit for the job anymore, so I thought maybe you two would fit the job perfectly. So what do you guys say?

Leonardo: I guess it wouldn't hurt to help.

Malik: I'm fine with it.

Shaun: great! *hands Malik a small white drive with the assassin's logo on it* keep it safe, and protect it with your life.

Malik: we will.

Leonardo: you can count on us, Shaun.

Shaun: good, we have a mission in road island well begone for a while, so I'm counting on you guys to take good care of it till William gets here. Me, Desmond, Rebecca, Ezio, Altair, and Connor will be gone, for the time being. Everyone else will still be here, so you guys should be fine till we get back. We'll be leaving tomorrow at 6, you guys will be fine right?

Leonardo: *nods*

Malik: we'll be just fine. What's the worst that can happen?

End of episode 1

And that's episode 1 for now, tune in for next time to see how terribly wrong this all goes!

Episode 2 is out now [X]

Don't tell scp-049

Day 1

049 has been temporarily moved to another site for the week. Before leaving however 049 reminds every to not cause to much trouble while he's away, however two particular scps see this as a window of opertunity

035: *has a researcher host and is currently ductaping 049-j to the ceiling* Hehe!

076: *is helping by holding 049-j in place* *snickers*

049-J: *sweating profusely* ...Well this is quite the bother...

106: *just watching* *wheezes* Haha!

682: *walks in with 053 on his back*

053: *holding 079* Uhm... what are you guys doing?

035: ductaping Doc's werid little brother to the ceiling~.

076: Haha! *holding 049-J to the ceiling*

049-J: *bird screeching noises*

079: *beeps* request to ask, why are you two doing such an idiotic thing? *beeps*

076: cause it's funny and entertaining as hell! Haha!

053: and what about you? *points to the old man*

106: oh I just came to watch them torment the little bastard! *wheezes* Haha!

682: The doctor will surely be pissed at the two of you if he found out that you two were doing this to his werid little nuisance of a brother. Especially you, 035.

035: oh ya, that reminds me- Don't. Tell. Doc. About this *chuckles* he'll be very, very, very upset, so guys whatever you do. *puts more tape on 049-j* Don't. Tell. Doc!

053: ... He's gonna find out-

035: Don't. Tell. Doc!

106: he's gonna know, they have security footage here.

035: Don't. Tell. Doc- he doesn't watch any if the security footage!

079: *beeps* he helps me edit, a calculation of *whirling noises* *beeps* 20.7% of the security footage when the security team isn't around.

035: Well then. *turns to face one of the security cameras* Doc if you some how find out, I will repaint the ceiling and watch your crackhead brother for a week. *putting more ductap on 049-J*

106: you're both are so dead. *wheezes* but it's worth the watch at J's expense! Haha!

035: Doc's not gonna know!

049-J: He'll watch!

076: *ductapes 049-j's beak up* Silence smaller bird-man!

682: I live for the day that the plague doctor finally smashes you you into bits 035. Within a week is most likely the day he finally does.

035: he won't know! Just Don't tell Doc! It's perfectly fine. *finshes ductaping 049-J to the ceiling* there! *pats the tap down* finished!

076: *let's go and steps back chuckling* tiny bird-man is now the ceilings problem!

049-J is now ductaped to the ceiling of the site 19 break room. 049-J tries to break from his ductape imprisonment, but doesn't move an inch.

035: This is truly legacy!

076: Haha!

106: *wheezes* Haha!

682: *shakes his head with disappointment* Idiots... all of them. Idiots.

053: I feel bad for J...

079: *beeps* Don't feel to bad for him. He had this one coming. *beeps*

Hope you enjoyed day one of Don't Tell scp 049. Inspired by both "Don't tell Amy" from Unus Annus and one clip from scp explained when they literally said in there video with scp 049 and 096 where a reasercher said "Don't tell scp 049." And I was ha that kind of reminds me of when Mark was like Don't tell Amy. XD

Then I came up with this little idea. Yes there will be more of this all the way till day 7, so stat tuned for that! Oh and remember to stay safe and-

Don't tell Scp-049

[Current Day 1] [Day 2] [Day 3] [Day 4] [Day 5]

Happy birthday Altair!

Dr. ■■■■: *walks into 035's chamber* ok 035 let's begin your- ... what the [REDACTED]?

035: *wearing a gamer headset, and is playing minecraft on an old computer* *turns around to Dr.■■■■* ...

Dr. ■■■■: ... I-

035: GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

079: *switches screen* *whirl sound* *beeps* pls help me.

Dr.■■■■: . . .

I don't watch Murder Drones, but your SCP/Murder Drones crossover intrigues me. Elaborate. *Strokes my very fancy beard fancily*

SCP Murder Drones AU Crossover!

So, I've been wanting to talk about this for a LONG while. However school needed to be done at the time. But now that I'm done with High-School I can now put my focus on other projects! So let me explain.

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It all started with the company JCJenson (In SPAAAACEE!), a company set on mining exoplanets for their resources, with the help of Worker Drones. The Worker Drones worked under the humans for their parent company. Of course, the SCP Foundation had gotten wind of the company and had decided to partner alongside the company before any other anomalous organization did. The SCP foundation offered JCJenson protection from anomalous space threats and some of their anomalous robotics research. In return, JCJenson would offer the foundation some of their unoccupied exoplanets for containment and research preposes and some of their Worker Drones to help around the foundation. Ever since then, the foundation has been able to make trips through space and were able to further their research while JCJenson continued as normal. That is, until one of the exoplanets that the foundation occupied, Anomalous 322 had an Exoplanet wide containment breach on the Anomalous 322. This exoplanet wide containment breach had caused almost all human life to be wiped off the exoplanet, some say the remaining humans underground were turned into zombies by scp-008 in the more deeper underground labs of tbe buildings they had built on Anomalous 322. leaving on the Worker Drones and scps on the exoplanet to roam free with both sides have agreed to live in peace, making sure no word of their freedom was brought back to the foundation.

However, under unknown reasons, a message was sent back to the 05 council about what had happened on Anomalous 322. The person or thing that sent the message was unknown, but what the Foundation did know, was that they needed to send a team of MTF Beta-7 and MTF Gamma-4 to go deal with the exoplanet wide breach. Unfortunately, once the teams had reached the planet not two days later, the Foundation had lost contact with the teams. Thinking of other options to deal with the matter, the 05 Council were debating about sending MTF Last Hope to deal with the matter, until they had received a message from their partners, JCJenson about the matter. JCJenson had told the Foundation about a similar situation with one of their exoplanets Copper 9, and suggested that they offer to send them blueprint for their new latest "special" kind of Drones.

Disassembly Drones. The foundation happily excepted, wishing them luck with their own exoplanet fiasco, and the foundation got to work. During tge middle of planing and creation of the new team of Disassembly Drones, who would be However, one of the members of the project team to create these Disassembly drones suggested they put their own little twist on the Disassembly Drones. If it was anomalous that they would also be dealing with, they would need more than just disassembly to be required on the matter. They also required containment. So they began some experiments with the Drones, until one idea was thrown amongst the foundation to use the minds and abilities of a few of their SCPs to help deal with the breach on the exoplanet. At first denied by the Ethics committee, it wasn't approved until a sudden change in goal among the 05 council was discussed. The concuil concluded that a team of scps would be selected to have their minds and powers placed into the new Disassembly Drones, which now renamed Containment Drones. The team would be known as MTF Disassembly Require. The three scps that were selected were scp-682, scp-076, scp-054, scp-079, and scp-049. These three chosen scps would be sent out to exoplanet Anomalous 322 and recontain the breached anomalies. . .

They were supposed to recontain them

...

But now... They have been given a whole new objective.

-New objective Downloading. . .

-Disassemble all life: ^Code:05-3_

Assassin's Creed Pickle edition

Assassin's creed headcanon

Desmond wandered into Altair's room looking for him, he got a message from him to come alone into his room. Unsure the reason why he decided he might as well see what Altair wanted that was so important for him to message him inside of asking him face to face. Which for Altair, it's was unlike him to text from inside the house to him while he was also in the same building as Desmond. Altair rather much prefers to just talk to someone face to face than message as he quotes "no one in this damn era doesn't speak with each other face to face anymore. " which meant he didn't like the idea of texting someone who is in the same vicinity as the person was. Cause to him, he quotes "it's more polite and sociable for you to just walk over to them and talk with them in person", so this text from Altair saying to head to his room, even though he was in the room he was heading to, was a bit of weird thing for Altair to do.

Desmond: *opens the door* Hello? Gramps?

The room was empty.

Desmond: uh? You-

Altair: Psst! Desmond! Coming over here!

Desmond: Altair!? *looks around the room* Gramps where are you I don't see you?

Altair: Desmond you are not gonna believe the discovery I have made with the apple!

Desmond: *still looking around the room for him* oh god, did you take the apple again and started studying it again? You know Shaun's gonna be pissed and so is Maria.

Altair: Desmond, trust me! This changes everything we know about the apple of Eden, if not maybe some of the other pieces of Eden!

Desmond: where even are you? I don't see you? Are you pranking me or something?

Altair: ok Desmond listen to me closely, you see that pickle on my desk next to the apple of Eden?

Desmond: ... *walks over to the desk* ya?

Altair: ok now turn it over!

Desmond: I swear Altair if this is some kind of joke to get back at me for something-

Altair: No, no, no! Trust me Desmond, just do it!

Desmond: ... *picks up a pencil and uses it to turn the pickle over*

Altair's face was on the pickle.

Altair: I turned myself into a pickle Desmond! I'M PICKLE ALTAIR!!!

Desmond: O_O ... how the f@#$ did you turn yourself into a pickle!? And why!? Also, was that a Rick and Morty reference?

Altair: to answer the last one, yes. The reasoning, it was... an accident I will admit. But! This truly does change everything and our understandings about the Apple of Eden Desmond!

Desmond: I-... I just-... I don't even know how this happened I don't want to know how this happened, but... H-how are you going to turn yourself back into an actual person again?

Altair: ...

Desmond: ...

Altair: . . . Allaena

I'm pretty sure that meme is dead now, but I still find it funny 🤣

Also allaena means f@#$ in Arabic

Drew this a long time ago, but I thought I'd post this any 🌙

Ok so I decided to do something different and so what if Desmond taught his ancestors how to play undertale and decide to let them pick what route to pick first.

Altair: Altair did genocide first, then neutral, and then pacifist last after words he just tried to find all the secrets in the game that he could find, leaving no stone unturned. he's more interested in the lore then the characters in the game. He claims that he doesn't have a favorite character but he secretly likes sans. Desmon was the only one who knew this little secret of his, he found out when he saw Altair looking up San's theme song (megalovania) on his phone (that Shaun bought him) The reason why he never told anyone was because Altair threatened to kill him if he told. Altair knows sans is practically everyone's favorite character, but he didn't care, he just liked sans because he can relate to him in some ways and he likes his theme song, the only thing he doesn't like about sans is his annoying jokes. When he encountered flowey for the first time... lets just say he didn't take flowey's happiness pellets... the first 100 of them.

Ezio: ezio did flirt pacifist route first, he would charm and flirt his way threw fights. His favorite fight was with Mettaton both pacifist and genocide, sometimes the others would catch him doing some of the poses Mettaton would do in the game, in his room. He likes to think that his friendship with leonardo was just like Mettaton and Alphys's friendship. The hardest fight he had to do was the end of the genocide route with sans. He'd been stuck on that fight for hours, refusing to turn off the computer to take a break from playing the game, after 2 hours and a half, with some help from Desmond and Altair, he finally beat the route.

Connor: connor did pacifist route first. When connor got to snowdon and found out he could pet the dog characters in the game, let's just say he spent hours petting lesser dog, he petted him so much he actually managed to break threw the screen... don't ask how it happened... it just... happened. Connor's favorite fight was with the animals except on genocide, it pained him so much to do genocide and fight the animals. He like all the cool animal characters in the game, but his most favorite character was toreil (goat mom!) When Connor meet toreil for the first time he'd think about his own mother. It almost broke his little heart to do genocide and kill off all the animal characters in the game. Connor never finshed genocide because of it. His second favorite character was tammy, he even help tammy get to college. Just like everyone else he found flowey most displeasing at first, both him and Altair didn't trust flowey the first time they saw him. nothing is true everything is permitted.

Desmond: Desmond did neutral run first, mainly because he couldn't decide which route to do first, later on he did pacifist then genocide last. Desmond would play the game like any other person would, his favorite character was frisk cause he could relate to frisk having to save the underground and be forced to make the decision based on other people's choices. He liked having his say in things and having his own choices. He also had a second favorite character which was sans, mainly cause of the memes about him and the jokes sans would tell in the game. He also thought the whole time travelling prank sans did was kind of funny and was super excited to see sans in smash. (as a mii fighter)

Kassandra and Alexios: Kassandra and Alexios both did genocide first just to get a challenge from the game, then they did neutral for the flowey boss fight. The spartan twins favorite character and fight was with undyne both genocide and pacifist, but both had a meager headaches fighting sans. They saw sans as their biggest challenge yet, to them sans was an enemy they must defeat. they spent weeks and nights trying to beat sans. Eventually they beat sans and as a victory they both shouted so loud that everyone in the house heard it... GET DUNKED ON SANS! at the same time together.

Edward: Edward didn't care which one to started off with (neutral), all he cared was get as much money in the game as possible. He even looked up a tutorial on how to hack his way into getting all the money in the game. He had so much money he bought the tammy armor on his first run. His favorite character was undyne as well as her fights. His least favorite character was chara cause just like flowey and everyone in the house chara. creeped. him. out.

Jacob: Jacob did pacifist first then neutral, he never bothered finishing genocide. The reason being because he was never able to beat sans, Jacob spent a month and a half before giving up and accepting defeat. Jacob loved playing pacifist run, he loved all the goofy characters and all, but his most favorite characters were the skela-font bros he pictured him and evie as like the skeleton brothers, more specially papyrus was his favorite, he loved how papyrus was always goofy and fun loving, his favorite papyrus moment was when he jumped out of undyne's house window. He even did the stunt himself, let's just say Shaun was pissed at him for a week, making Shaun having to be the one to replace the busted window. His second favorite was sans just because he told a lot of good jokes jokes jokes🎶

Evie: evie also did pacifist first mainly cause Jacob baged her to do pacifist first. And she did not regret doing pacifist first she enjoyed every moment in the pacifist run. She loved the music, the characters, the story line of the game, it was amazing. Evie also did neutral and genocide too but it would never top pacifist for her. Her favorite character was Asriel. She found his goat form so cute and felt so bad for him, making flowey less creepy and scarey to her.

Arno: did neutral first. When he found out about the poor six children that fell in the underground he felt bad. Seeing how they help him made him feel hopeful for the young generation and felt like there was hope for humanity. he felt determined. He then did pacifist run. His favorite character was muffet, he loved the music muffet had in her battle and he admired the fact that she specialized in baking, it reminded him of the pastries from France. When he fought her in genocide run and saw her death for some reason it reminded him of Elsie... everyone in the house had to help cheer him up that day.

Haytham: Haytham did neutral first genocide then pacifist. His favorite character is Asgore. Haytham honestly agrees with Asgore having to make sacrifices to get the six human souls, he had to do what he must to set the monsters free. He mainly did neutral because he didn't want to be friends with anyone but also didn't want to kill anyone. When he did the flowey fight he was disturbed and was scard for life. He had no problem doing genocide but everytime he killed an animal based character (especially dogs) his son connor would give him murder eyes for everyone he killed. When he finshed genocide connor forced him to do pacifist just to make it up... and he did... eventually after some father and son punching talking.

Bayke: Bayke did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide cause he did like the idea of killing innocent monsters. He got a little teary eyed when he finshed neutral run see how the monsters he met in the underground were still doing good and miss the human child that they had befriended and he felt bad for the six human children that saved his life. When he was playing undertale for the first time he let his hawk Senu watch him play on his sholder. His favorite character is sans and monster kid. He liked sans for the funny puns he made and monster kid cause he was such a sweet kid and admired his determination to help defend the human child frisk.

Clay: clay did pacifist first then neutral. He never did genocide run, it reminded him to much of the suffering that he has seen and experienced as a test subject. He played undertale from inside of Shaun's computer. His favorite character is W.D. Gaster because just like gaster he was stuck alone in a void like environment left to watch as the world moves on with out him...

GASTER: 🖐 ♐♏♏● 🔼□🔷️🔳 🔲♋♓◼

Bonus

In the assassin house hold

Altair, Ezio, connor, and Desmond were sitting on the couch watching TV while shaun sat at the dinning room table working on his computer while rebecca sat across from him listening to music. Evie had just came walking into the living room and sat on the ground in front of the couch.

Evie: what are you guys up to?

Desmond: watching tiger king on Netflix.

Connor: I hate this show. This guy and his crew are just hurting innocent animals for fun with no reason behind this act what so ever.

Ezio: ya Leonard would not approve of this show at all.

Altair: ... where's your brother at?

Evie: oh he's playing that game Desmond showed us.

Altair: which one?

Evie: undertale I believe.

Desmond: still trying to beat genocide run ay?

Evie: *sigh* ya, still trying to beat that skeleton in the genocide run.

Altair: that fight was to easy, it took me an hour and a half to beat it.

Ezio: it's been almost a month and a half, he's never gonna beat it.

Connor: didn't you also struggle with the sans fight too? And didn't you ask Altair and Desmond had to help you beat it.

Ezio: ... shut up connor- and hey! Eventually I did beat sans on my own thank you every much!

A sudden shout could be heard from up stairs. Everyone had paused what they were doing as a sudden sound of loud running foots steps came rushing down the stairs.

Jacob came ran down to the living room with a black laptop that had the assassin's creed syndicate symbol on it.

The next thing they knew Jacob slammed the laptop onto the coffee table next to the couch. Surprisingly it didn't break on impact. And at the top of his lungs he shouted so loud that the entire house heard him shout.

Jacob: GREAT! GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SH*T!!!

Jacob then threw one of his throwing knives at the living room window, shattering it to pieces and with no hesitation he yeeted himself out the window.

Jacob: NEEEEAY!!!

Jacob landed face first onto the grass of their front lawn. Everyone on the couch including evie had stood up the minute he jumped out the window. Rebecca slowly removed her earbuds out from her ear and Shaun slowly closing his laptop. everyone's jaws dropped in that moment.

Soon everyone in the house had heard the commotion going on from their rooms and came rushing down stairs to investigate, upon seeing what Jacob had done their jaws had dropped as well.

Shaun: ... *deep in hale* ... JACOB WHAT THE FU-

If assassin's creed characters played undertale | part 1 | coming soon |