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Altair: *reading in the living room*

*the circle of life from the lion king starts playing faintly from the kitchen*

Altair: ... what the hell? *gets up and head towards the kitchen*

Altair: what is going on- !

Jacob: *standing on top of the sink hold Nasir over head like he was presenting him*

Edward: *holding up his phone on max volume playing the circle of life*

Nasir: -_- *has some ketchup on his forehead*

Altair: what are you doing with my cat?

Edward and Jacob: O_O ...

Jacob: ... its the circle of life.

Altair: ... *facepalm*

Ok, so I was chilling thinking about some assassin's creed animations I've seen on YouTube, and I remember this ONE animatic where it was like mostly batman. But this animation had like this one familiar character (it's a debate between sonic or Jesse from minecraft story mode Don't judge me!) And they were messing with Batman calling batman, Bruce Wayne and Batman kept accidentally responding and kept telling them it was batman, than (it was either Altair or Ezio i can't for the life of me remember) and he called out and said "Is that Bruce Wayne!" And batman was so done! 🤣

Now, for the life of me, I can't find this video! Like I looked up as best I could in the YouTube search bar - BUT NOTHING!

I tried remembering the artist, and I looked them up, but I can't tell if I'm remembering wrong or if they deleted the video!

I'M LIOSING MY MIND!

Can someone please help me! I am losing brain cells on this! I'm hoping somehow the internet will band together and help me find this video if any traces of it at all exist! Cause I'm starting to think it didn't exist! 🥲

PLUSHIES!!!!

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Jacob: hey shaun I found the perfect nickname for you!

Shaun: do I even want to know what is?

Jacob: trust me you like it better then the old one *clears throat* ...

Shaun Mcloughlin!

Shaun: ... have you been watching jack-

Jacob: I have indeed been watch jacksepticeye meme time... hey

Shaun: what?

Jacob: nice glock 👉😎👉

Shaun: *face palms*

Altair: *rings bell of funny* 🔔

Random Assassin's creed headcannon time

Altair: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD THAT! *smacks Jacob on the head with his own top hat repeatedly*

Jacob: OUCH! OW! OUCH! CAN YOU STOP- OUCH! I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!

Leonardo: *looking under the couch* He's not here.

Evie: *looking around in the kitchen* not here either.

Bayek and Aya: *comes out the laundry room*

Bayek: he's not in the laundry room.

Senu: *flys into the room*

Bayek: any luck Senu?

Senu: *shakes his head no*

Altair: *smacks the top hat harder onto Jacob's head* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLAPED MY CAT IN THE FACE WITH A SHOE!

The whole assassin family was scattered around the house for Altair's pet kitten Nasir.

Shaun: a flip flop to be more precise-

Altair: SHUT THE HELL UP SHAUN OR YOUR NEXT!

Shaun: ... geez, I'm trying to help you find your cat.

Maria: well he couldn't have gone far.

Desmond: I checked my room and some of the others, not there.

Kassandra: not in the attic.

Altair: JACOB YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE SLAPPED MY CAT TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR ALL I KNOW!

Jacob: I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I WAS AIMING FOR ALEXIOS! AND THAT DUM-

Altair: *slowly pulls out a knife*

Jacob: mmmm- smart cat...

Altair: *slowly puts the knife away*

Jacob: *sighs* and Nasir just so happens to be behind Alexios at the time! Then I swear I saw him run under the couch!

Altair: WELL HE CLEARLY ISN'T!

Alexios: We checked the whole house.

Ezio: no luck.

Connor: *in Altair's room* I really shouldn't be in here... but we gotta check every so... *opens Altair's closet* ...oh.

Altair: YOU GHABI! YOU SLAPED MY LITTLE KITTEN TO ALLAH KNOWS WHERE!

Jacob: IT WAS ALEXIOS FAULT!

Alexios: HOW IS IT MY FAULT!

Jacob: YOU PROVOKED ME TO THROW THE BLOODY CHANCLA AT THE CAT!

Alexios: I DIDN'T DO SH*T! YOU THREW THE DAMN THING AT THE CAT!

Altair: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I SWEAR I'LL SKIN YOU BOTH ALIV-

Connor: Hey you guys might wanna come up here a sec.

Everyone: ...

They head up stairs to Altair's room, where they were looking at a poor terrified little Nasir in the closet hanging on for dear life onto the red sash of one of Altair's robes.

Connor: I found him hiding in the closet like this. When I tried to pick him up he uh... refused to let go of the robes.

Altair: Nasir! *gently and carefully removes Nasir from the sash and holds him* Nasir; are you ok?

Nasir: *a little shakey* Mow~

Altair: *sighs* poor little one.

Jacob: ... does this mean I'm-

Altair: no. In fact your cleaning Nasir's litterbox for the next week Frye.

Jacob: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Alexios: Ha!

Altair: you too Alexios.

Alexios: like hell I am! I'm older then your @$$ I don't need to listen too you!

Kassandra: then how about me brother.

Alexios: Sister, come on~ your not really going to agree along side him.

Kassandra: he maybe of the lower power by a few centuries down, but that doesn't excuse the fact that you had part in this.

Aya: remember how the leadership in this house and outside works Alexios.

Kassandra: me, Bayek and Aya, Altair, William, and Desmond at times are the ones who have any say around here.

Alexios: AND YOUR LEAVING ME OUT!?!?

Kassandra: for good reasons yes. I'm sorry brother.

Alexios: ... I feel betrayed.

Later that week

Jacob and Alexios: *cleaning the litterbox*

Jacob: ... this sucks, I already have a dog to take care of why am I cleaning up after a cat!

Alexios: ... hey Jacob?

Jacob: hm?

Alexios: why does Altair have a cat? Where'd he even get the small furball from?

Jacob: you really don't remember?

Man it's been a while!

Yes I live! Real world has been busy and I've been also kind of procrastinating a bit. Yes! The epic adventures of Malik and Leonardo will continue! My computer is broken and the thing for the Tumblr page is broken for the 3rd episode so, stay tuned for that, also a new story is coming up called

The story of Nasir the cat

I'm really excited for that one, cause it tells the story of how Altair met Nasir in the first place. So stay tuned for that.

Hope you guys are healthy and well, stay tuned and to see more assassin's creed stuff as well as some more artwork stuff too

Day 3: Sans from Undertale

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The French

and

The Irish

An Assassin's Creed Headcanon

Warning may contain a lot of physical violence

The fight was fears and on going, the assassin family has infuriated Abstergo, but were caught last minute during their escape. It was Assassin v.s. Templar. Each assassin was fighting someone from their home time period and soon it turned into an all out free for all, that soon took a very interesting turn.

Cesare: YOUR DEAD AUDITORE!!! *clashes his sword with Ezio's*

Ezio: *blocks it with his sword* I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY BORGIA!

Robert: GET OVER HERE FRYE! *drops his sword down towards Jacob*

Jacob: WHOA! *Doges out the way* HA! Gonna have to try a little harder then that, big guy!

Robert: *low growls*

Crawford: You fight well boy! But I will no be defeated by an assassin! *fires his pistol at Connor*

Connor: *pulls out a pistol and fires back* AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

Julius Caesar: *running from Altair* GET THIS PSYCHO AWAY FROM ME!

Altair: *Chasing Julius Caesar with sword in hand* COME HERE alkaliba!

Desmond: YOU ATTACKED THE WRONG ASSASSIN FAMILY F@#$ERS! *using his Isu power and just throwing energy balls to hit any Abstergo security*

Haytham: QUICK TAKE DESMOND DOWN BEFORE HE-

Maria: *punches Haytham in the face*

Haytham: Fu-

Maria: Evie heads up! *Swings Haytham over to Evie*

Evie: *smacks Haytham in the stomach with her cane*

Haytham: *winces in pain and falls to the ground*

The security guards begin firing their guns towards any of the assassins but it was rather difficult with the Templar historians fighting the assassins up close. In a van hiden in an Alleyway, Shaun, William, Rebecca, Leonardo, Claudia and Achilles were watching from the van's computer monitors watching the fight go down from the inside.

Leonardo: things are not going well in the assassins favor...

Claudia: They need to get out of there.

Achilles: and quick.

William: *press the intercom button* Desmond! You need to get the family tree out of there now!

Desmond: we're trying! There's to many of them!

Shaun: well you better think of something quick!

Desmond: I got it! I got it!

The assassin we're started to get cornered as the security guards coming more in numbers and the assassin trying there best to hold them off

Kassandra: there's to many!

Altair: it is no use we must retreat with out the asset!

Senu was dive bombing at some of the guards but was swatted out the air by a guard and fell by Bayek and Aya.

Bayek: Senu! *picks up Senu and holds him* you ok!?

Senu: *whimpers*

Cesare: End of the line assassins!

Charles Lee: *kicks Arno down*

Arno: *falls in pain* It's no use! What do we now?! *lays there in pain*

Desmond: uh, uh- *notices Shay* ... oh man I'm gonna regret doing this... here goes. Hey Arno, uh there's something I gotta tell you before we all die here.

Arno: *grunts in pain* what?

Desmond: well uh... *deep inhales* SHAY CORMAC WAS THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR REAL FATHER!!!

The room went dead silent as the echo of Desmond's words spread through the room, the guards paused what they were doing and all turn to look at Desmond, even the templar historians and the assassins had paused what they were doing and looked at Desmond before looking over to Shay.

Arno: *slowly sits up to looking at Shay with a shocked expression* ... Quel? ...

Shay: ... refresh my memory again, for I have hunted down many assassins, what was his father's name again?

Haytham: *slowly standing up* I believe his name was *cough* ah, excuse me, uh Charles Dorian, Shay, remember.

Shay: Charles Dorian... oh yes I remember him now... I was unaware he had son... let alone it to be you Arno.

Arno: ...

Evie: oh poor Arno...

Jacob: hey uh... Arny... you gonna be ok?

Arno: . . .

Ezio: Arno? Amico?

Arno: . . . .

Desmond: ... I think I f@#$ed up...

From the van the gang was just as quiet.

Everyone: ...

Shaun: ... *pushes the intercom button* I think you did Desmond... I think you did.

Leonardo: oh my...

Claudia: that was a rather unexpected turn... povero...

Achilles: *sighs* and so the truth finally comes out... not how I expected it but...

Back in the building.

Arno: ...

Shay: listen Arno if it makes you feel any better I can assure you that your father-

Arno: *quickly quickly gets up* AAAAAAHH!!! *Rushes at shay tackling him to the ground and begins punching him repeatedly in the face*

Everyone gasp in shock.

Edward: HOLY SH*T LAD!

Arno: YOU PUTAIN DE BASTARED!!! YOU RUINED MY F@#$ING LIFE YOU CONNARD!!!!

Haytham tries to help Shay but is ameditly shoved in the stomach in the same place as the cane hit him by Arno and falls to the Ground in pain. Charles Lee rushes over to Haytham's aid as the entire room watched the two fight.

Arno: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SHAY CORMAC!!!

Shay: *fighting back* WILL YOU CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY FRENCH MANIAC!!!

Arno topals over Shay and starts to strangle him in a blinding rage.

Altair: well you did kill his father and if I was Arno... I'd definitely do the same thing.

Robert: your not helping, girl stealer.

Altair: I never said I was baldi.

Arno: *turns his head around to Altair and Robert, his hands still on Shay's neck* SHUT UP YOU TWO AND MINED YOUR OWN F@#$ING BUSINESS!

Robert and Altair: ...

Shay: *kicks Arno in the stomach and punches him in the face*

Arno falls over and with Shay's fist in his face he grabs shay by the wrist and punches him repeatedly in the face and the two start to tackle one another and rolling over one another punch and kicking each other and yelling at one another in their home language.

Jacob: GO ARNY! KICK THAT BLOODY BASTERED TO THE CURB!

Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob and Edward: ARNO! ARNO!

Jacob, Edward, Alexios: ARNO! ARNO! ARNO!

Altair: *face palm*

Shay: FRENCH C@#$!

Arno: IRISH CHIENNE!

Shay: *spits in Arno's face*

Arno: AAAAAH!!! *punches shay in the face*

The group in the van was watching the fight between Arno and Shay and just stood and sit there watching in shock.

William: *pinches the bridge of his nose and shakes his head*

Shaun: ... what the bloody hell?

Leonardo: ...

Achilles: *sighs* I knew this would happen the day he found out...

Claudia: ...

Rebecca: ya! Go Arno! Kick his @$$!

Everyone in the van just look at Rebecca.

Rebecca: what! Everyone was fighting each other not that long ago and now your looking at me like I'm the crazy French guy beating up the Irish Templar.

Shaun: ... that's oddly specific...

Back at Abstergo the fight between the two kept going and so far the two are too equally matched for one another.

Desmond: ... ok should we all a gree here to uh, just settle this whole thing another time or?

Laureano: yes... let us uhm... do this possible at a more suitable time...

Desmond: cool, ok Arno that's enough!

Arno ignored Desmond and continued to fight Shay fist to fist.

Jacob: Arny... buddy you can stop now...

Shay: YOUR FATHER WAS PART OF AN ORGANIZATION THAT CARED LITTLE FOR THE INNOCENT AND CLEARLY STILL IS TODAY!

Arno: MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU! I WOULD HAVE STILL HAD MY FATHER IN MY LIFE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU! *starts to tear up* I WOULD HAVE HAD A MUCH MORE BETTER LIFE! A FAMILY BACK HOME! YOU TOOK THAT AWAY FROM ME!!! *is now back on top of Shay and is just giving him no mercy and keeps punching him in the face over and over again*

Altair: I had enough of this! *martches over to Arno and grabs him and locks Arno's arms back* THAT'S ENOUGH ARNO!!!

Arno struggles and tries to escape Altair's grasp as some of the other assassins had to come help hold Arno back. Haytham quickly rushed over to Shay and helped him up along with Charles Lee and some of the other templars came to his aid as well and helped him up.

Arno: *in tears* YOU BASTARED! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!!! YOU-

Jacob: ARNO THAT'S ENOUGH! *slaps him across the face*

Arno: ... *starts to cry* You @$$hole!!! You took everything from me!!! *sobs*

The Templars: ...

Cesare: I think you all should leave now...

Connor: not like we were planning on staying anyway.

The assassins start making there way to the exit when.

Shay: *pants* Hey!

Arno: *turns around*

Shay: *deep tired breathing* ... I killed your father soith.

Arno: . . . AAAAAAAAAH!!! *Breaks free and rushes at Shay and drop kicks him in the gut*

Yep 2:37 at night watching spongebob and this is what I come up with. I hope you guys enjoy this assassin's creed headcanon, stay healthy and safe out there everyone and see you next time. 👋

Why has the internet been so depressed over tragic gay men lately? Like- from what I've on the internet so far, is tragic gay men in either pirate theme, time traveling interdimensional multiverse non-sence, to biblical characters stoping Armag-NOPE, getting tragic over a simple miscommunication over something the other said and taking it too in deep over what the other actually means- OR because both wish to understand each other on a personal level, so they try and become something for the other on both ends OR try to do something to make improvements for their lives to work out for the two so they could leave in some form of peace, Sometimes they don't even realise they're gay (or they just decided to add it in the last minute so they could get more fans to see their faith ship come true (kind of)) but ultimately end up being a giant miley cyrus, size wrecking ball and wreck everything! All because of a simple miscommunication from both parties! Like- BOY YOU KNOW THAT NOT WHAT HE MEANT! Because both men are just sharing a single brain cell, and they have to take turns sharing said one brain cell. Usually, one man has the brain cell longer than the other but is still an emotional and social fool. The other just big head empty most of the time, but has their far share of "Eureka!", moment, also usually the one who realizes everything first despite the other being the keeper of their shared brain cell. Also, the other just like wearing black- not because their egdy or "tragic tragic" its just because they like the look and hot topic was a good choice. The other is just a fancy pants who likes books and enjoys just living life as is with their respective partner and just want to have one simple day with them without some kind of looming threat over their head and is also the one who secretly is the "Actual body gard of the two" (sometimes), Bro all I'm saying is, is that there some werid trend going on here in the show business. Is this where humanity has led to now? Just gay men being tragic in every conceivable timeline and / or interdimensional universe in every multiverse!? Like, I'm not complaining, but bro, this is too much tragic for me to take in man. Do you have any idea how much my heart has been broken seeing all these tragic gay men? Makes me kind of want to write my owm story about two tragic gay men being tragic! Like MIGHT AS WELL! EVERYONE ONE ELSE DOING IT! Maybe I'll give them a dog or something? Like, maybe I'll give them a 200 year old being with the fresh mind of a child just wanting to do their best- or maybe a nearby guy who's so wholesome for his own good- Or MaYbE I'Ll JuSt GiVe tHeM a cReW oN sHiP wHo aRe jUsT LiKe- "Oh ya we're totally fine with this." (Have yet to watch ofmd but you never know) Bro, I'm just losing my mind right now over this! Apparently, this trend of gay men make me crazy- CRAZY!? I WAS CRAy once! They locked me in an internet page- an internet page full of gay men! Gay men make me crazy- CRAZY!? I WAS CRAZY ONCE-! Bottomline is I forgot where I was going with this, and uuuuh sometime gay men are just an angel and a demon trying to be on their own side. Sometimes it's a pirate and a noble guy trying to live life on the sea, sometimes a god of mischief and some office worker for the multiverse and timeline who both don't even know their in love to begin with... or Marvel is just trying to hop on the tragic gay men train before it fades, just like when Thanos snapped half the universe, Disney also faded along with it.

Well... I'm back again! But I'm still working at my job- but that's ok! So long as my ADHD doesn't drive me off track, we're good 👍🏼I might start posting again! I still wish you all a good day or night to wherever you are! 🌙

Im so excited for what you have for day 4 of "DONT TELL DOC"

*jumps out the grave and speed runs back to the Studio* OK! it's been quite some time- BUT IM BACK NOW... kind of- LET ME EXPLAIN!

Got my first job ever! School is back in session but it's gonna be my last year of school so- YAAAAAAY!

As for day 4 of "DON'T TELL DOC" I have it ready to post I just need to debate on a few things before I post it up and we're all good my gamers and artists alike!

Hope this clears up a few things and I'll see you guys back in the studio!

Stay safe and healthy guys! 👋🌙

Dang I'm so lazy that I didn't do anything for the October month on my tumblr page, so you know what heres an assassin lost in modern ages AU (yes that's what I'm calling my AC headcannons now) this is also a bigbang reference as well cause I thought this scene was funny.

Enjoy =)

It was a crisp October night everyone in the house had pitched in to help decorate the house for Halloween, of course when the assassins in the house hold saw the strange decorations that Desmond, Shaun and rebecca were getting from the attic, some of them were quite confused at first. Altair was first to point this out and thought it was some kind of dark sorcery ritual, while Leonardo was more rational about it and thought it was for some kind of party maybe. Jacob being, well... Jacob agreed with Altair and thought it to be some spooky dark magic witch craft, trying to scare everyone into believing it. Kassandra and Desmond having to be the only ones out of the assassins family bloodline to knew more about the modern life explained that it was a holiday that people celebrated the first month of fall and explained that the tradition involved dress up as whatever you please and get treats for it.

It saddened Jacob when he learned that the treat part were for the kids, but his spirits came back strong when he learned that you could pull spooky pranks on people.

And so after all that mess Desmond, Jacob, and Rebecca decided to pull a spooky prank on Shaun when he got back from the store that night.

Shaun: *opeans the door* guys I'm home!

The house seems to be dark and Empty.

Shaun: hm? ... *tries to turn on the living room lights*

The lights don't turn on.

Shaun: odd... *starts walking into the kitchen to put the stuff down*

After putting the stuff was put away he heads up stairs to a dark and empty hallway that is usually bustling with assassins roaming the halls and the rooms that would normally have people in them seem empty and bare.

Shaun: ... oh, OH ok I get ha ha every funny it's Halloween, OoOo~ spooky~ ya nice try guys *starts walking* but it's gonna take more then a dark and dead silence hallway to scare me-

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: ...

Unknown voice: ShaAaAUn~

Shaun: *tries to turn on the hall lights*

The lights turn on for a second before the bulbs spark and shut off completely only having the empty rooms full of moonlight shine into the halls as a light scorce.

Shaun: ...

There was a ghostly moan in the wind, soon the sound of chains rattling followed by a witches cackle.

Shaun: *rolls his eyes* ha ha yes the Halloween foolery begins. *keeps walking but at a slow pace* A ghostly moan, rattling of chain, the witche's cackle. Trifecta! Haunted house cliches. Instead of AH I say yawn.

Unknown voice: ShAaAaAuN~

Shaun: *sees something dripping out of the walls*

The red unknown substance begins to drip from the once dry walls of the house hallway walls

Shaun: oh, the wall are dripping blood. Which looks nothing like it by the way! to wet to even possibly be considered blood! Tch- more like some children's water coloring set.

The blood soon forms into a five worded sentence. See you in hell Shaun

Shaun: see you in hell Shaun... The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!

The out of no where a glowing neon green skeleton with glowing red eye comes flying out of no where towards Shaun.

Shaun: AH! *gasps* *starts panting* ok all right, *pants* that one was clever, *pants* skeleton with phosphorus on a zip line. *pants* come on out Merry Pranksters! Take a bow! *pants*

The lights turn back on and from around the corner Jacob, Desmond, and rebecca reveal themselves and give each other a hive fives and Pat's on the backs from each other as they walk and laugh towards Shaun.

Jacob:HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: you should've seen your face Shaun!

Shaun: yes there's nothing quite like slightly widen eyes of the mildly startled.

Desmond: Come on, Admit it we go you!

They walk into Shaun's room.

Shaun: please fright depends on an element of suprise the simple fact is because I am much smarter than you-

As shaun is talking Altair crawls out of Shaun's room vent with an oni mask covering his face and his hood up as usual, as he slowly begins to walk over behind shaun.

Shaun: and able to anticipate your actions it is highly unlikely that you three rubes could ever suprise me.

Altair is now 2 inches way from behind Shaun.

Rebecca: he's probably right.

Desmond: we can't beat him.

Jacob: he's just to smart.

Shaun: *smirks* assassins *turns around*

Altair: ...

Shaun: AAAHH!! *passes out*

Jacob: HAHA!

Desmond: HAHA!

Rebecca: HAHA!

Altair: *smirks and takes off the oni mask*

Desmond: ok who had money on faints!

Jacob: uh, I had pee his pants!

Altair: *looks down at Shaun* hang on... looks like everyone's a winner.

I know it's a day late but still happy Halloween everyone I hope you guys stayed safe and healthy this year, hope to do something better then a headcanon next year but for now enjoy Desmond, Jacob, Altair and rebecca's Halloween prank on Shaun.