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Unexpected Chapter 18

summary: what to expect when you’re expecting the child of a rich, womanizing, alcoholic, unredeemable asshole? and what to do when the unexpected, improbable, irrational happens?

pairing: jean kirstein x (fem) reader

genre: modern au, 18+

warning: jean and reader arguing, postpartum, angst 

When Jean went back to the office – a week after the baby’s birth – he was pleasantly surprised by all the congratulations he got. People whose names he didn’t even know smiled at him and shook his hand. Pieck hugged him, which was bizarre and somewhat uncomfortable. Sasha came to his office to perch on his desk and flick through the hundreds of photos he’d taken on his phone since the birth. Connie brought champagne and cigars for the whole floor.

Less surprising, and much less pleasant, were all the messages Mr. Ackerman had left. They ranged in timbre from furious to businesslike to mind-numbingly boring. He rested his head in his hands as he listened to them, too exhausted to get riled up. He’d slept no more than three hours at a time since his daughter’s birth.

In some ways, it was a relief to be back at the office. Y/n had cried every day since the baby had been born. Most of the time, she cried in the shower, or when he went to his penthouse to get more clothes and freshen up. Her eyes were tell-tale, though. They were red-rimmed and swollen. He didn’t ask why she cried. He assumed it was hormones run amuck, and he knew that when it came to Y/n, hormonal sobbing was only one misstep away from hormonal rage.  

For her part, the baby didn’t bother hiding her tears or her indignation. She seemed to cry whenever she was awake. She was particularly apt to wail until she was red in the face if it was in the middle of the night.

Jean was hopeless in the face of all this. Feeding the baby worked, so he tried feeding Y/n. That didn’t work. No matter what he brought her or made her, she picked at it listlessly. Letting Y/n curl up in bed and sleep, undisturbed, worked.  The baby seemed determined never to sleep, no matter how much he begged and rocked and paced. He would bottle-feed her pumped breastmilk so Y/n could sleep, and still, she’d cry and cry.

Her crying would keep Y/n awake, and she’d say, wan-faced, “Please make her stop.”

“I’m trying.”

“Please.”

“I’m trying!” His temper would flare up, stoked by his frustration and exhaustion, and then he’d tamp it down. “Go back to bed.”

When she did, Jean would speak to the baby, in a hushed, urgent voice. “Okay, sweetheart. Mommy needs sleep. You have to stop crying.” The baby would only cry harder as if she could sense his distress.

Bargaining worked with neither Y/n or the baby. Neither of them would listen to reason.

It was slowly driving him insane. He was a man of reason. He was ready to be back at work. Guilt plagued him, but in his office, he was in control. He kept his own schedule, not the schedule of a six-pound dictator. It was blessedly quiet.

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aahhh first day of the year!!! I hope you all have a wonderful new year, full of love and light, my best wishes to all of you<3 here is to 2022 !!

happy halloween everyone 🖤🎃

please stay safe and protect yourselves, go have some fun with friends and loved ones <3

only C+ cups club // mikey + smiley + inui x fem. bodied! reader

request — hi if i could could you do any tokyo revenge character with big breasts

genre — crack

warnings — boobs, suggestive

A.N — I literally have lemons, so can't relate 😤 I think you meant with an s/o with big breasts so yeah...

Mikey

look at this man's face and tell me he doesn't like boobs

you can't, he loves boobs

he is crazy about your body and its curves, no matter the 'shape'

he squeezes them like if they were anti-stress balls hehehe

loves to go buy with you underwear, but he doesn't love the prices tho, but only the best for his baby, will look for harnesses 🤭

he likes to hug you because he can feel them closer to him

mommy kink

he uses them as a pillow sometimes, it calms him and he can hear your heartbeat, double reward!

¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡!

Smiley

this boy is crazy for your tiddies, everything is so perfect, whatever shape you have he loves them

doesn't care about your nipples, no matter the color or size, he just loves them

the first time he saw them he went 😋 how could they be so perfect?

and the best of all, his palm fitted perfectly, like it was made for you

bra shopping is so fun with him, he tries them on in him, and chooses the most chaotic and striking colors and patterns he can find so you can look all pretty and decorated for him 😋

¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡! ¡!

Inupi

he loves all sizes of breasts, whether big or small, or medium, or nonexistent, he just loves breasts

likes to cuddle facing you, this way he can lay on them

they are his favorite part of you, so many uses and they are so pretty too

he is a shy boy so bra shopping with him is complicated, he can't go in the bra section without getting his face red, like tomato red, but it is so cute :3

he also massages your back because he knows you can have pain because of them!

loves lace, so when he is actually able to help you will choose darker shades of lace underwear

happy thursday everyone