Who wants to get one of these with me??
Storytime cuz it's 5am, can't sleep, and I want to gossip bout a blog who's name I will not be revealing (probably):3
Gadies and lentlemen pls tell me I'm not crazy for thinking this. But I sometimes get this feeling that some of y'all wake up with a stick up your ahh or smth *wink wink*. Cuz y'all are SOURRR for absolutely no reasooon. Anyways STORYTIME:3
I messaged a blog a couple of months ago asking if they'd like to be mutuals because I actually like making friends and connecting with ppl on here.
(omg😨😨 wow shocker i know )
And yk I'm waiting...and waiting....and waiting... for a reply as one does. I get a notification from miss girl like a week later or sum like okay you might be busy that's not THAT crazy yk.
BUT I've sent you a whole paragraph of praise telling you I think you're the coolest most wonderfully beautiful person in the world and I would do anything to be mutuals with you because you're a literal goddess and you reply "sorry no!".
Girl...count your days🩷
So I'm confused, conflicted, you could even say my mind was shook, my flabber was gasted, and I was surely not expecting THIS kind of asshole behaviour. Like omg girl you're so nonchalant baddie you slayed ate and puked it all up ☺️.
idk what to do atp, do I say smth even though this girl doesn't deserve my time (I'm writing a whole novel abt her rn as you can see so my morals are in a garbage truck rn getting dumped somewhere far far away) do I just leave her on read?
And yk what my dumbass decides? to reply obviously and ask her in the nicest way possible these two words:"why not?"
And yk the cycle is always continuous and so I wait...and I wait....and I wait and miss girl does not reply.Again omg girl you're so nonchalant baddie.
I check my phone every. day. ready to have the most heated argument ever. You know damn well I was coming up with comebacks, was coming up with names to call her ykyk was watching "how to doxx someone" on youtube. (Jkjk..unless🤨) Anyways you get the jist?gist?idk how it's spelled.. I was prepared.
xoxo gossip girl😘
Then one day I open our messages and it says "you can no longer message this account" the fucking chicken blocked me ☺️. Anyways bye or should I say:
Warning: I might get an insane cringe lingering up my nose when I read this tomorrow and might delete this so enjoy it while it lasts pookies
In my electra heart era🖤
whenever i see lizzy i automatically want to go blonde and get a nose job
Also if u have a specific character or scene you'd recommend pls comment it <3
How do we like this theme? Think like unicorns, fairies, witchcraft, lana del rey, whimsical, old fantasy films from the 60s, girlhood, vintage, pinks and purples, mazzy star, candles, sparkles, the stars, the moon, Davina (I believe in unicorns), Cecilia(Virgin suicides) vibes ets etc. I'd like some feedback or any ideas that you think would be cool so that tomorrow I can edit my whole blog to kind of be cohesive to one theme tyy
-xoxo Mel
literally me
if you’re going to try to cyber bully me or send hate in my asks don’t be such a pussy doing it under annoymous 💗🎀 you’re probably a middle aged morbidly obese person licking your fingers so the cheeto dust doesn’t get on your ipad 💗💗