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SEX ROBOTS ARE BEING MADE TO REPLACE MEN BY 2025

Sex with a humanoid robot will become common practice by 2025, even overtaking sex between humans, says futurologist Ian Pearson. His report on the future o

I look at this headline, and in my head I imagine several of my robot-obsessed friends remarking, “So… where do I sign up?  Is there a waiting list or something?”

people with kids: oh MAN being a parent is so STRESSFUL I can't WAIT to get away from the kids all the SCREAMING and TANTRUMS

me: I don't want children

people with kids: no parenthood is a joyous thing you won't know real love until you have them

The Sciences, in Brief

Geology: lick the rock

Psychology: brainception

Genetics: Punett squares and percentages

Chemistry: what is water?

Biology: no math for the love of God

Physics: 1001 ways to throw things

Astronomy: the nerds of the science world

what i had to do today: lots of stuff

what i did today: nothing

how i feel: guilty

does this feeling make me wanna do something: no

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

dear everyone else trying to adult

IT’S OKAY

NONE OF US KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE DOING

SOME OF US ARE JUST BETTER AT PRETENDING THAN OTHERS

2015 year in review

a lot of gay fanfiction was read

This is one more piece of advice I have for you: don’t get impatient. Even if things are so tangled up you can’t do anything, don’t get desperate or blow a fuse and start yanking on one particular thread before it’s ready to come undone. You have to realize it’s going to be a long process and that you’ll work on things slowly, one at a time.

Haruki Murakami (via quotemadness)

Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies