Okay, Since I've Discovered The Pines Family Is Jewish I Tried To Analyse Gravity Falls In A Religious

I just love how the line "two friends on a perfect day" from "For Forever" (Dear Evan Hansen) can be misunderstood as "two friends on a perfect date", which kind of matches the situation lol

Normal people after ending a toxic and abusive relationship: I hope I never see my ex ever again. I have to get over this traumas and take care of myself.

Stanford after ending a toxic and abusive relationship with a triangle: I will dedicate the rest of my life to kill my ex, that's the best idea.

I drew this, idk why, I think I just felt like I should.

(I don't usually draw, I don't even know how to draw and I don't like painting, it's just a random sketch)

If I don't get lazy maybe I'll make a digital version of it.

I just imagined Bill in Ford's body dancing the Deadpool intro and recording it to terrify Ford.

(It just popped in my mind)

Okay, if Stanford got rid of Frilliam, who is this axolotl?

Is it Stanley's pet? Did he buy it?

I know this isn't a big deal, probably it's just an easter egg or something, but I'm curious about it.

Random question to Steven Universe fans from a person who has never watched the show: What is the Giant Woman song about?

I know the song by heart because a friend of mine used to sing it, but I never questioned about what the song is talking about.

The only things I know about the show are that Steven is half human-half gem (and his gem mother is dead and everyone just wants revenge on Steven because of her) and he lives with the Crystal Gems (who can make fusions to get stronger). Oh, and that Garnet is made of love.

Is Steven saying that if Pearl and Amethyst make a fusion, that fusion will be a giant woman? IS THAT IT? I'M GOING CRAZY

Which combination should I use?

(This is such an iconic line for me.)

It doesn't matter if it's chaotic. If we get this kind of content, we're all happy :)

I'll just make a list of Gravity Falls' spin-offs that I would like to watch:

- A spin-off telling what Stanford saw during the 30 years that he spent in the Nightmare Realm and other dimensions. Stanford wrote in Journal 3 that he would need 10 journals to write about what happened when he lived there, so there must be many amazing things to see (I also would like to know more about the Oracle/Seven-eyes, she seems quite mysterious).

- A spin-off about Bill's whole life before meeting Stanford. Since his life in Euclydia (and its destruction) to the moment he meet the Henchmaniacs and each of his tries to trick humans to build a portal for him.

- A spin-off of Stanley and Stanford's adventures in Stan'O War. Maybe we would get to know more characters, like saylors or old friends of theirs.

- A spin-off about the childhood/teenage years of Stanley and Stanford in New Jersey. I think it would be fun to see a rivalry between the two Stans and the Sibling Brothers (those blonde twins from the comics) and some school situations that they have been through.

- A little spin-off of Stanley's schemes to sell things during the 10 years he was far from his family. Each episode would tell a story of a different product to trick people and in the end of every episode, he would be expelled from the city where he was selling it. There could also be some romantic episodes of Stanley's relationships (I would like to see Marylin with him, ya know).

- A little spin-off telling what happened to Blendin before and after the Weirdmageddon. I know it is revealed in Journal 3's letter, but I'd like to see more of his life while he was running away from the Time Agents.

(Please, just ignore the fact that most of my ideas are about Stanley and Stanford, they are my favourite characters)

Yeah, that also makes sense, they were passing through the same kind of things (depression, social anxiety, etc) and he related to Evan. But he could also have forgotten about the letter.

Guess we'll never know

One thing that doesn't make sense in Dear Evan Hansen is that Connor took his own life while he had Evan's letter.

Like, what did he wanted people to think?

Did he wanted to make people believe that his death was Evan's fault (I find this quite improbable, because no one would read that letter and think that Evan was guilty of anything)?

Did he wanted to people to realise that Evan wrote that letter to "tease" him and blame Evan (because no one would have predicted that someone else would pretend to be your bestie after your death)?

EDIT: Did he wanted people to think that Evan was his boyfriend so Evan would suffer from homophobia or discrimination for trying to make him upset with that letter (extremely improbable)??

Didn't he think about that letter?? Was he too lazy or to tired to do something about it??

Does anyone knows the answer to this (or knows a theory that makes sense)? I'm really curious

(Maybe this is explained in the book but I haven't read it)

Ben Platt is in my English book, cry about it