". . . EVERYBODY! CHOOSE POKEMON!!!! TRUST ME!!! Yes Pokemon Could Techniqually Kill You, But That's

T0T and I don't want to watch the anime Bleach, give me something else

So I just had to block something. I think it was a bot account. I reported it because it was something sexual. Yeah. Why is this allowed on tumblr???? I know people make horny posts about ocs and characters, I'm not judging that, but What I'm judging is literally posting a picture of your naked ass boobs on tumblr. I looked at my notfications and when I saw the profile picture, I clicked on the blog so that I could block it. I ask anyone who sees those kinds of blogs to block and report them.

Me: Oh... WAIT WHAT DID I FUCKING NEED SAVING FROM?!?!?!

#217

"Get away from me, alien! I won't let you probe me!" Human screamed.

"Relax! We aren't going to hurt you," Alien one says. They look over to their friend for help.

Alien two shurgs. "I told you this would happen if you saved them."

Me: Yeah fuck that. I'M TRAUMATIZED AS FUCK SO I QUIT!!!

After being a superhero for decades and experiencing many awful events, you make a horrifying discovery: you don’t age and will never be able to retire

hehehe owo

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

It's never enough.... ADD MORE PEOPLE!!!!

shoutout to my homegirl Almond Milk

My 65 year old grandma and I both think they look like tanks. Why are they built like that?

Every time I see one

My cousins didn't come over today but I probably am the gay cousin since I'm bisexual.

if you don't have a gay cousin at your thanksgiving, I am your gay cousin for today. I'm wearing a croptop and I'm excited about cranberry sauce

Me in a Gru costume: And tonight... we steal.... THE MOON!!! Little kids dressed up as minions:*cheering loudly*

Today there is a solar eclipse set to cover the sun with 100% totality for a duration of 4 minutes, 28 seconds. However as time passes, the eclipse continues for 5 minutes, then 7, then 10. Half an hour passes but the moon has not moved and Earth remains in darkness

If I saw that at night I'd start praying to God ASAP. Or throw something at it.

This is beautiful.... T0T