Me, Or Anyone Writing Mineta As A Decent Person, Quite Improbable.

This is so fucking canon, how!?

Original audio from dhtoomey in instagram

animation by me :D

Who with Who?

A Fun idea that I am so sad that no-one has taken advantage of is the idea that everyone genuinely can't tell who's dating who between Jirou, Yaoyorozu, Todoroki and Kaminari, the massive Bi-energy that emanates from that group is as thick as a thundercloud, and it doesn't help that they are all so comfortable with each other.

Like Denki will throw his arms around all of them, pell-mell, he vibes in Momo's room, Shouto discusses the meaning and intricates of lyrics with Kyouka (his conspiracy theorist brain would love picking them apart), Momo and Kyouka are almost joined at the hip most days chatting away, and Denki and Shoto are just vibing doing what ever crosses their mind (talking about Western heroes at the moment).

Like this group is so fun it's formed of two of the most sunshiny smiley people in the class with the two socially kinda awkward sarcasm duo.

It's such a fun crew and I love the fanon interactions, like we get plenty of all three of them with Momo.

But what does the dynamic between Kyouka and Shouto look like, I think it would be really funny if those two interacting is the complete opposite of what everyone expects, that being a sullen staring contest over coffee but no, it's these two dorks gushing about their interests and their SO's like you walk into the common room and you hear Shouto excitedly talking about the little jump, bounce and smile that Momo did when she saw him that morning, and Kyouka intently listening nodding furiously.

One stupid little headcanon I like is that both are so enamored by Thomas The Tank Engine, Shouto likes it as the expressions are super easy to read and Kyouka loves the soundtrack, since basicly no-one comes into his room they haven't realised that he's been building a model railway in there, and there are some suspiciously high-priced models in his collection.

Denki wanders in one evening as he can't sleep (weirdly a common fanon thing with him, must be all the extra electricity keeping him up) to see Shouto running his trains and they just sit and watch them like Ash and Kristofferson.

Okay we are working this out, who has string!

It's just fun that there are two sun's and they just pull around their moon's who are completely enamored by their smiles and are so obvious about it but then everyone else is going full Shouto mode and are grouped together in the common room with several balls of thread (Borrowed from Mezo) which have been spanned across it trying to work out how the hell this relationship works.

To top that whole bit all of the four walk into the spiders nest of Blue, Red, Purple and Yellow threads, holding hands (Yes in the order just mentioned) with befuddled faces, the rampant hushed shouting dials down, Mina is melting at the image presented.

"ahh, Polyonomy" Utters Fumikage in the most deadpan tone possible. (He knows that's not how the relationship is, as does Katsuki but both of them are doing this for shits and giggles and are really committed to the bit.)

They all hand Ochaco 1000 Yen in defeat (mock for two of them), Shouto is processing the walls of string with an impressed expression, Momo simply looks confused, Kyouka is red in the face, and Denki half explodes into a peels of laughter whilst pointing at Momo and Shouto, then back at himself and scream laughing again.

The Gods have descended.

Another stupid idea that I need to draw is simply the idea that Momo has accidentally taken on most of the Class Rep duties and now is spiraling mess trying not to cry and the other three latch onto this, with there now being the living embodiment of a thunderstorm inhabiting the inside of the classroom, the floor is vibrating, it smells like ozone and is muggy as hell, several people are standing in the doorway, Katsuki is halfway under his desk, Aizawa doesn't even want to try erasing one of them as Denki is being handed permissions slips and reading them (How is his Dyslexic ass doing that?) Kyouka is ordering people to sit down and Shouto is giving her a back massage (Very nice hands) the idea that those three teaming up can create the physical environment of the inside of a Thunderstorm is a terrifying prospect, Aizawa ain't questioning he's doing the roll less he get a live performance of Thunderstruck.

It's so funny that they three are some of the chilliest people in the class but then it's the full force of Wall Socket, Surround Sound and Thermometer turning into forces of nature when their bestie get's insulted or starts crying, I'm calling this dynamic the MomoMilitia.

Those three will fight god for their friend at 3am, they will win.

Thank you for coming to the inane ramblings.

Adding into this, his name is totally something like Bertram, or does Bertram have a Japanese equivilant?

Hold on.

Yeah I don't know nearly enough to even begin working out what it might be.

I should ask someone who knows more about Japanese than me.

Imagine with me that Tokoyami’s father is a stately raven-heteromorph gentleman who sells insurance.  Only, like Tokoyami, he speaks entirely in doom and prophecy, like he’s doing a read for one of Edgar Allan Poe’s more unnerving works.

“There are many ways in which a life can be upended.  The tremors of tectonic plates, catastrophic floods and tsunami waves, vehicular accidents, the deterioration of one’s precious health, a carelessly placed candle growing into an all-consuming inferno that destroys all that you hold dear.  Are you certain you wish to traverse your years unprepared for so adverse an event?”

Oh, and he sounds like Christopher Lee.

Yeah you can be dumb, but are you so dumb that it's imortalised as an incorrect text post?

Fun fact I have told maybe 20 people this story, none of whom are my parents.

use critical thinking skills

This is what I'm saying, let her be the Koriander to Shouto's Dick Grayson, let her be tall as hell, let him be like 6'2 he's not short but she is still tall as hell.

Like she has Jirou, Todoroki and Kaminari walking with her and he looks so out of place.

Momo,standing at 6'5 after consensual Quirk mutation by Izuku:Does it bother you i finally actually tower over you instead of just a few inches?

Shouto:I love tall women,

He says he's going to try shoot a former member of the SAS, I don't know if that's bravery or Stupidity, but what ever it is, that's going to work Alexander.

I love those Lex Luthor panels I reblogged yesterday because basically that whole conversation went like this:

Lex: you’re the Batman, and I’m going to prove it by shooting you

Bruce: that’s crazy, Lex. you’re crazy. I don’t even know how to throw a punch.

Lex: perhaps. but what if I shot your butler instead?

Bruce:

Lex:

Alfred:

Bruce:

Lex:

Bruce: have you ever been kicked so hard in the face, you saw the rebirth of Krypton?

There is no way I have almost cried three times reading this

Okay so I have spent the last, two days, it might be three of four considering how long it's taking, reading My Father's Warmth, and I just want to say.

No fucking way did I just read that, simply having Endeavors father alive, I didn't even think of that, he is the catalyst of this story and it's quite frankly incredible.

I am in awe, like, they deal with it all so well, the way the Todoroki's cope and manage in the story isn't perfect, but it's so much better that the main timeline, they didn't get the Fire Nation Royal treatment.

And the ART, ohh my, it's simple but it conveys everything it needs to without feeling to cluttered.

@grimmijaggers This AU is brilliant and will be my shit for the foreseeable future.

Should I or should I not do a big KamiJirou post discussing why they mirror each other so well?

Ahh well I'll so one anyway, at somepoint.

ohhh hoo hoo then I've come to the right place.

Twitter users migrating over, hello!

Yes, we humanize the trains

Yes, we make the trains kiss

Yes, it’s valid

NO HE ALREADY POSES LIKE A STAND USER HE DOESN'T NEED A STAND!

I posted this question on twitter months ago.

If monoma copied tokoyami's quirk, would it look like tokoyami's dark shadow? Or his own dark shadow?