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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

some shigaraki practice

The funny thing would probably be that even the ones that ship it would think it's a troll because we are all aware that there is no way they would ever be canon. And only like after, it has been thoroughly confirmed we'd just be there like "Damn, didn't expect that...did not see that coming." And probably go back to doing whatever we did.

Like yeah...guess it's canon now. Our little crack-ship of two mentally ill insane pals.

"The updates, they're not always bad. Sometimes they're just odd. You're like, the horse used the elevator? I didn't know he knew how to do that?"

John Mulaney

+my take on the current insane updates that that man just be throwing out there. Shigadabi being canon would probably be the least concerning one nor unexpected one.

It would genuinely be so fucking funny if shigadabi were the ONE non-canon ship confirmed in BNHA. we'd all be like

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