Gaius: What's A Six-letter Word For Annoying?

Merlin: is it too early for a drink?

Lancelot: Merlin, it's 10:30 am.

Merlin: 12 o'clock, did you say?

Merlin: hello whiskey.

Would it be enough if I could never give you peace?

For @forever-rewatching-merlin​ who made me cry over my most favourite merlin fic for the hundredth time.

Die For You In Secret by @emrysofmagic  - In which Merlin and Lancelot start sleeping together at the end of season three, Arthur notices, Gwaine is all too perceptive, and Merlin realizes that the heart’s capacity for love is greater than he ever could have imagined.

Deleted Scenes 5x06 I’m not crying you’re crying

bonus:

Merlin: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Gaius: What do I look like? Your dad? Do whatever the hell you want. I don't care.

Merlin: Okay--

Gaius: But be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street.

Merlin:

Gaius: Oh, and here, ten bucks for popcorn.

has this been done yet?

Ya’ll ever think about how Gwaine stopped in the middle of a bar brawl to introduce himself/flirt with a cute guy because it lives rent free in my brain

Gwaine: Mothers, fuckers, and motherfuckers of the Jury-

Lancelot: Ah yes the three genders.