Melalta - Fickled Ghoti

This single image could not be more inaccurate about about Gen Z slang even if the selection process was getting a series of randomly chosen monkeys to tap on keyboards to generate phrases.

JAPAN DID THE THING

why is peter pan always flying?

do she got

Don't go off on a tangent, now.

Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

IT'S TUMBLRBOT!

Tashirojima. I love kitties.

This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: 你好 They’re different.

the invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery.

however, it was nothing compared to the broom. That swept the nation

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If you’re old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game.