I Missed My Therapy Appointment Today And Jerome Has Helped Me Pass The Time And Not Sob My Eyes Out

I missed my therapy appointment today and Jerome has helped me pass the time and not sob my eyes out because I feel like a terrible client.

Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying “You fucking moron.” and tbh same

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2 years ago

IT IS 12:13 AM AND I JUST FOUND OUT BEARS CAN FUCKIN PURR

MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

3 years ago

The Beginning part 17

In the morning Hanzo finds himself struggling to read the instructions on the box of formula mix, Kaaru on his hip as he squints at the tiny print in the mess hall kitchen. Genji is his saving grace as he groggily walks in and reads the instructions aloud to his brother.

“What are you even doing up this early?” Genji yawns, running his hand through his messy green hair.

“Kaaru-Seishin was fussy so I attempted to try and calm her to no avail so I’m just going down the list to see what’s wrong. Feeding her is next on the list.” He says a little too quietly for a sleep deprived insomniac.

“Kaaru-Seishin? Fire-spirit? You already named her?” Genji chuckles as his brother tries and fails to mix the formula without spilling the powder everywhere.

“Yes. I couldn’t sleep so I busied myself with finding her a name.” He says as he microwaves the bottle and adjusts his child.

“Isn’t Kaaru a boy's name?” Genji snickers.

“Yes it is but she is an odd one so I gave her an odd name to match.” He says as he tries to feed her.

Luckily for Hanzo she takes the bottle and stops fussing.

“Oh thank the dragon gods.” Hanzo sighs in relief as Genji starts to make them breakfast.

“Okay then papa, what’s first on the list of things you need to do now?” He smirks.

“Buy her a proper crib. And more diapers. And basically anything she could ever need.” Hanzo says, making his brother laugh.

“Gonna start her college fund today too?” Genji teases.

“That’s not a bad idea.” Hanzo thinks aloud.

Genji laughs at his brother, making them some waffles.

“I’ll help you pick up supplies for her, okay?” Genji chuckles and Hanzo nods, sitting at the table.

Hanzo lays the little baby on his chest as she drinks from the bottle and she nuzzles into him.

“Looks like she inherited Mccree’s love for your large pecs.” Genji teases, tickling his niece.

“I do not see that as a problem. As long as she is comfortable with me and not afraid of me.” Hanzo says tiredly.

“Why would she be afraid?” Genji asks as the baby giggles.

“Children tend to fear me whenever Jesse takes me out and we come across a few playing in the street. One may wave at Jesse but when they see me next to him they scurry away as if I might hurt them.” Hanzo sighs, playing with a bit of his daughter’s galaxy hair. “I always feared any children we may have adopted would fear me too.”

“Well, She doesn’t fear me. And I look like a cut-up raisin stuffed into the brave little toaster and spray-painted green.” Genji says, making his brother laugh.

“I suppose you’re right.” Hanzo sighs softly and looks at his little girl.

Kaaru cuddles into him and smiles up at him, making Hanzo smile.

“Such a sweetheart.” He smiles at her and rubs her cheek a little with his index. “So tiny.” He sighs as Genji serves him some waffles.

“How’s your toast of a husband?” Genji asks.

“He has yet to wake up.” Hanzo says as he holds his daughter close instead of eating.

Angela comes in and takes the baby from him.

“Go ahead and eat Hanzo. I want to get her measurements.” She says and Hanzo nods, reluctant to leave Kaaru.

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5 years ago

I did as simplistic as I could. I'm running out of ideas. 😅

I Did As Simplistic As I Could. I'm Running Out Of Ideas. 😅

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2 years ago

“Time to figure out if I sit on this if I’m going to fucking die or not”- @mason-gaylord

5 years ago

Happy Inktober!

Let's start out with some baby Kaaru art!

Happy Inktober!
5 years ago
"My Favorite Memory? Well, Everyone Has Been To The Zoo At Least Once In Their Lives."

"My favorite memory? Well, everyone has been to the zoo at least once in their lives."

Kaaru is a gentle and caring girl... for animals.


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4 years ago
Day 4-14!

Day 4-14!

Kaaru's on guard watch, undercover watching over her Oijia's Weapon and playing Dune Crusher on her phone, bored while music play


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5 years ago

Today is a pic of Kaaru at her 5th birthday party where she magically earns her hearing and begins to speak.

Today Is A Pic Of Kaaru At Her 5th Birthday Party Where She Magically Earns Her Hearing And Begins To

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2 years ago

I will gladly be punched in the face once if not multiple times just to respectfully simp for her.

And They’re Right

and they’re right


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