I Fuckin Love This!

The Beginning part 2

Early in the morning at about 7 Karru wakes the dirty alley boy sleeping in her bed. His brown hair is a mess as he slowly wakes up and heads to the bathroom.

“There’s some new clothes in there for you to put on and some shampoo to wash with.” Kaaru says, looking through her bag for clean clothes to wear.

“Thank you Miss Mcada.” The boy yawns, closing the door.

By the time they’re making their way to a café for breakfast, the boy is asking more questions about the story. 

“Kid, do you want me to continue or not?” She laughs.

He nods and she thinks. 

“Where was I?” She asks.

“Galaxy hair and K-M-S-M’s broken arm.” The boy says and she nods.

“Right.” Kaaru chuckles.

~storytime~

K-M-S-M tears up and looks away from Mccree, his hand still outstretched. He waits patiently as Hanzo retrieves her gun.

“Just gimme yer hand Kiddo. We’ll get ya healed up and ya can go right back to yer little hidey hole of a room.” Mccree says and that hit her hard. 

It hit her so hard she took his hand and he pulled her to her feet. Hanzo returns her gun and she’s led to the lift to get them back to the base. K-M-S-M got her arm casted during the flight and then slept off the painkillers with her dog Toby in her lap, her galaxy hair in her face. 

“Did ya see her glare?” Mccree chuckles as he sits with Hanzo. 

“It terrified me.” He said simply.

Mccree looked at him surprised. Never once had he ever told him that he was scared let alone terrified. It was unusual.

“Hanny, did somethin’ happen?” Mccree asks, unsure what else to ask.

“My father’s glare was a pillow compared to hers.” He says and Genji looks up from sharpening his katana.

“That’s all fine and dandy but that ain’t what I meant.” Mccree says, pulling him closer to help give him enough reassurance to tell the truth.

Hanzo doesn’t say anything for a moment, considering his options at the current moment. For now Mccree didn’t phrase it as an order, thus giving Hanzo an escape route to not tell his boyfriend the terrifying thing he witnessed from the young girl. But Mccree had put his trust into Hanzo over and over again and he kept making reasons for him not to. Lying on the top of the long list. 

He considered it some more before realizing he had been staring at the sleeping girl on the opposite side of the plane.

“Han, did something happen between you and the kid?” Mccree asks and Hanzo gulps. “Tell me what happened.” He states and Hanzo sighs, not having a choice do to the tone in his boyfriend’s voice. 

“Her gun had the shimada insignia carved into it.” Hanzo says, shock running through Mccree and Genji like a quickly caught fever. 

~reality~ 

“And then?” The boy asked eagerly, his mouth full of fried egg.

Kaaru laughed and waved it away. 

“Finish your breakfast. I’ll tell you after we get back to the hotel.” Kaaru smiles at the young boy who’s pouting. 

“Can I ask a question about the story?” He asks, trying to get more out of her. 

“Depends on what the question is.” She says, sipping her tea.

“Are these people real?” He asks and she smiles at him again.

“They will be.” She says and the boy smiles widely. 

He shovels the food into his mouth, trying to hurry to hear the end of the story. Little does he know that his story has only begun.

Part 1

Ermergerd it’s chapter 1 of book 3! 

Chapter 2 comes out in a week!

This shit is too f**kin funny to go unreblogged

Hanzo: So can we trust this contact of yours? McCree: Right now Yeah. Ashe don't like Talon encrochin on her turf. The info will be good. Guard: No weapons beyond this point hand them over. McCree hands over his gun and Hanzo gives his bow. Guard: Now You can- Hanzo: I'm not done yet. (Hanzo proceeds to pull an ungodly number of hiden weapons off of him)

~40 minutes later~

Hanzo, stripped down to his underwear: *taking a needle out of his mouth* Well... that should be the last of them. I think.

Guard: ...please tell me that’s the last of them.

McCree: You just... carry a needle in your mouth at all times?

Hanzo: I take it out when I sleep.

McCree: You kiss me with a goddamn needle in your mouth!?

Hanzo: I’m more than capable of steering your tongue away from it.

McCree: Oh my god—

Guard: I... would really rather not hear this conversation right now. Please tell me that was the last of your weapons.

Hanzo: *adjusting the waistband of his underwear* I might have a kunai hidden—

Guard: you know what? Wherever that kunai is hidden, you can keep it.

I'm concerned...

Jursmashic park

I just had a thought.

In FNAF Security Breach, Vanessa confronts Freddy in the Utility tunnels. Everyone knows this fact because of all the memes made from it.

But while writing out my Blended with Love au, I was rewatching clips of the actual conversation to get the wording closer to the game dialogue before my au would break away from the canon time line.

But I noticed something in this line.

"Ok, look. We're like fifteen minutes from closing, and some kid is sneaking around backstage. If you see ANYTHING, notify me immediately. I already alerted the others. Now, go back to your room!"

By itself it doesn't seem odd at all until you start to think about when you're first introduced to Vanessa while in Freddy's room.

She's looking around in the main walking area for Gregory. Not in the rooms.

So why would she say "backstage"?

My theory is that this is an activation phrase.

These animatronics are made to entertain children and make their visit memorable. So it's safe to assume that part of their safety protocols is to not harm a child.

The Afton corruption overrides that and puts them into a hunting mode.

But how do they stay safe while there's hundreds of children in the pizzaplex?

That's where the activation phrase comes into play.

The activation phrase would activate a dormant version of the Afton corruption and then it would make the animatronics unsafe for children.

So when Vanessa says "some kid is sneaking around backstage" she's trying to activate the dormant corruption inside Freddy. But it didn't work. Which is also why he also didn't immediately go back to his room when told and why he promises to help Gregory at any cost.

That's my rant for the day.

Peace.

If my brain wasn't running on dial up this would be my constant mood.

🪄🪄ANON MAGIC!!! 🪄🪄

Blended with Love Gregory is now a baby for 10 asks! 😈

How do the parents react? 😏

Gregory's been turned into a baby by the mysterious anon!

I wonder how this will affect their daily lives.

Happy father's day to BwL! Bonnie and Freddy!

I had a brainworm I just HAD to draw out. So welcome to BwL!Bonnie meeting @holidayturkeyy 's bald Wanderer Bonnie in this mini comic.

Coincidences of a name:

New oc I made out of boredom. Any name suggestions?