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why have i been disgraced

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oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..

other parents: how did you do that?

Me:do what?

Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..

Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross

Other parents:we don’t get it.

Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.

Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?

Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?

Other parents: thats not true

Me: have you tried it?

other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984

Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?

other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..

Me: i fail to see your reasoning…

Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…

other Parents: he talks??

hello!

it was not on wheat...

So I've just seen McDonald's stuff complaining that McDonald's had to pay 800,000 in damages cause a kid dropped a chicken nugget on her leg.

The little eight year old girl got 2nd degree burns.

This exact type of thing happened before! There is a well-known story used as "people will sue over anything!" type propaganda where a woman sued McDonald's over hot coffee.

That woman had been forced to get skin grafts over how hot the coffee was, and there were a multitude of other people who got hurt from the outrageously hot coffee McDonald's had been serving at the time.

Do not let corporations keep getting away with this!!!

Stop letting corporations pretend that the innocent people who got severely hurt by them are the problem!

i have three responses to "how is your writing going"

1) it's not

2) it's going

3) i am ENTHUSED. i have been BLESSED with the POWER of the MUSES. i am an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF CREATION i am the MOST ULTIMATE OF ALL WRITERS