BLOOD MERIDIAN

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Walter (Walter)

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my lesbian experience with alien trench warfare

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if you didn't run up the stairs on all fours when you were a kid I don't trust you

Yeah when you think about it they're exactly the same

LEGEND OF ZELDA: SHATTERED STARS

The Triforce is lost, the Ocarina is shattered, and for untold millennia the holy cycle of Hero, Goddess, and Beast has remained stagnant. We have forsaken our birth-world of ancient Hyrule, and the eternal war between the Church of Hylia and the armies of Demise has spread bloated and carnivorous to the very stars. Blink-ships of the Great Sages and agents of the Gerudo Sisterhood comb world after world, fulfilling their centennial mission to find their reincarnated leaders and groom them for a life as figureheads in a war with no victor.

But now, for what may be the first time in the recorded history of our wizened cosmos, the winds of change blow through the aether and rattle the foundations of a ruinous system. The newest reincarnation of the Beast has escaped his Gerudo handlers, and the Hero and Goddess have evaded discovery for twenty years now. Rumors grow of the Red Lion- a lone ship crewed by a smuggler named Link, a warrior-cyborg named Zelda, and a mutant technomancer who is reticent to use the name of Ganon.

Have the fates spun a new tale? Have the reincarnated three found each other anew, free from the machinations of the Church or the Sisterhood? And if they have, what are three outlaws against all the horrors of this dark future- a future which has known only war?

environmental storytelling is going to a gas station in Tampa Bay and finding all the dick pills are sold out

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it