Take A Seat, New Light...and Let Me Tell You The Tale....of The Man Called Cayde

Need info on how to dispose of bodies?

Wait okay, who is part of my cult and/or would like to be a part of the cult? Because at the moment we have two of my irl friends, @angry-oil-slick11 @cowgirlcaitvi @cybervxin @ivorykiram @elayathenerd @ragd0ll-333 @sugareimon @bambienthralled

Fair enough....also probably shouldn't have looked at the message at the sanctuary...on the moon...next to Eris....I wish you good luck

This one might be a stir some controversy around the tower

Weapons of Sorrow, Honest opinion on them

Those things are askin' for trouble...and not the fun kind.

Most things Hive touched creep me out a little,if I'm bein' honest.

'Cept Eris.

...

Okay maybe Eris too,but just a little.

Don't tell her I said that.

Welp.... that's gonna be burned into my mind for a while....oh lord

So, First guardian games as hunter vanguard! Exciting right?! so uh... Do i need to do anything or...?

Weezered but destiny

you can blame @dredgen-dumbass and @prince--esque for this fucking thing existing.

SOUND ON OR THE JOKE DOES NOT LAND

The Hobo Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Ram Sombrero

Trapper cloak

Sheep skin vest

Black union suit

Cotton suspenders (black)

Jeans (10/10)

Legendary Elk half chaps

Workman's boot (5/11)

Garden spurs (5/11 brown) hi

Badger rifleman gloves

Survivalist weapon equipment

Bear claw talisman

The master weapons expert

Outfit pieces

Worn flat cap(brown)

Scout Jacket (brown)

Principal vest

Everyday overshirt (checkered)

Fancy pants (blue)

Fine leather suspenders (blue)

Plated Quickdraw boots (red and black)

Kneller Rider spurs (brown)

Pigskin rifleman gloves

Weapons expert equipment

Arthur's satchel

Awkward Situations

Crow walks in

Crow: Guardian, I need you to-

MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour

Crow:... how and why do you have that

MJ-2:......found it.....

Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why

MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?

Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...

MJ-2.:....ummm

Crow: where did you even.....did you....

MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not

Crow: thank the traveller-

MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral

Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....

MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest

Crow:.....

Crow takes a few steps back

MJ-2: so ....what did you need?

Crow holding a mission to fight scorn

Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else

MJ-2: Okie dokie

MJ-2 Fun fact

Don't touch his hat.... just don't, you will appreciate it in the future, so don't touch his hat

The Gentleman Host (Alastor, Hazbin hotel)

Outfit pieces

Classic Vest (red)

Everyday shirt (white)

Shotgun coat (red) (optional)

Crossback suspenders (Grey)

Fancy pants (black)

Wing tip gaiters (red black)

Elk riding gloves

Understood Crow, probably should keep them on a shallow before they take a dive into the deep end

MJ-2: heeeyyy Crow...umm small hypothetical question..if I decided to train some new lights and hypothetically ended up giving them some serious trauma....how much trouble would I be in?

When you say...serious trauma...

You're going to need to elaborate