"Oh My God! I'm Your Son's Girlfriend! I Know You're Drunk, But If You Don't Stop Soon We're Gonna Regret

She's drunk, horny and her boyfriend is the last thing on her mind.

"Well, what do you expect me to do? Not suck his dick? lol"

Your wife had a lot of fun at her high school reunion. She said it was just like old times. You wish you could've been there.

Ev arkadaşımla seni sertçe sikeceğiz orospu

"Your wife's a bitch. Come fuck my pussy and I'll show you what a real woman can do."

"He's just a friend"

She loves you. She really does. But she can never stop cheating on you and she hopes you'll understand.

Your girlfriend and her best friend love traveling together. You feel lucky she has such a good friend.

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Your daughter is going through a goth phase and you don't mind one bit

"Fuck your wife. Get over here and suck my titties."