I Had A Little Headcanon

Og!cale: I have these sevem products for my skin, these five for my hair and these three for the rest of my body

KRS!Cale: oh I have this one product for all my body and the floor of my house

Og!cale: ...

Dazai: are we flirting?

Chuuya: I just punched you into a wall

Dazai: yeah got that, still confused

Chuuya: would me strangling you help?

Dazai: STILL FUCKINF CONFUSED CHUUYA

Ok. I just have an TCF AU idea

(I'm writing this having read until the chapter 450 +/-(but I don't have any problem with spoiler))

Imagine krs Reincarnating Cale's body and instantly receiving his memories

Imagine krs acting like krs but also acting like cale. THAT IS HOT.

And then he had a better relationship with his family, but continued to close into himself, THEN THEY RESOLVE THEMSELVES AND SHUT TELL US HOW THEY FELT EVERY YEAR THEN THEIR RELATIONSHIP IMPROVES EVEN MORE. GOD I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS.

BUT THEN. THEY FIND OUT ABOUT KRS (the question more treated as a past life, not as another invading person) AND AT THE BEGINNING THEY DISTANCE AND CALE FEELS SAD AND THINKS HE LOST HIS FAMILY *BUT* THEY TALK (again) AND BECOME A UNITED FAMILY AGAIN

AND KRS CRIES. IDK WHEN BUT HE *MUST* CRY. I NEED THIS.

And i'm a little bit lazy for to develop more

OH OH IMAGINE AN AU WHERE KRS IS CALE'S PAST LIFE

AND THE LAST THING JOUR DOES BEFORE HE DIES IS GIVES ROKSOO'S POWERS AND HIS MEMORIES

Imagine Kim rook soo living in a house alone

He has to cook and clean, right?

THAT MEANS ROKSOO CLEANING AND COOKING

U GUYS UNDERSTAND HOW HOT IS IT?

I'm going feral

ignore your emails play dress up games online

There's a sound that fits perfectly in TCF so I'll translate and adapt for u guys

Cale: Guys, my mother told me to take off my pajamas and put on some clothes because we're going to eat meat

Literally everyone: Psychiatrist Cale, psychiatrist

Cale: But why psychiatrist?

Literally everyone: Because you've been talking to your ancient power for 5 days

Cale: It's your father. What's the problem?

Literally everyone: they died 10.000 years ago!

"Dark elf alver this, dark elf that"

BUT NO ONE COMMENTED WHY ALBERU IS SO TWINKY

HE WAS NOT MUSCULOUS???!?!!?

Okay, I was reading orv because I had been without reed for a while. And suddenly I came across kdj doing the Russian revolution?? Man think we aren't in 1918

Imagine after Jung soo and soo hyuk died, krs set the table for three instead of for one.

Or even worse, KRS does this on purpose instead of a mistake, because he doesn't want to feel alone again.