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he looks SO good i want it in ALL holes

6’3 …. 250 …. ss siix fooott thrrreee twoofjcuning hundredand fifFYTT FIFTY! pounds … yes shakes head vigorously yes yes yes mwaahahhahaahahahahaahggaha

milk?

chat, I'm going through a new hyper fixation which is smosh and like I'm already so deep into their lore but im missing like one thing. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MILK FIC??? Sooo many people are talking ab it on smoshler(I think thats how you spell it.) so can like someone please explain. (I need to make more redacted content. I mean I have like three fics ready to post I js don't want to post them.) so erm can someone pretty please explain? (this should've been In the What The Fuck Happened series but im this far into it and I don't wanna start over.)

Smosh has me rethinking my career choices now, like- should I become and actor..? should I audition for smosh guys..?

the way i need this is absolutely biabolical. (did i spell that right?)

fellas y'all cool with your girl making more money than you?

ladies y'all cool with-

ERIKKK

DROP A WILLIAM LISTENER, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

SOO SOON !!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGGGGG

so i was re-watching Asher’s new audio right, and i was looking at the comments, tell me why Erik replied to a comment and said the wedding was gunna be in june and lowkey i am so fucking excited. RAHHH THIER GETTING MARRIED. (running home so i can write an this rn)

V-day oneshot day 1

sorry pookies i’m a little late but it’s okay. Uhhh

WARNINGS: smut, suggestive language, fluff, degradation(kinda), begging, sex in posidens cabin, female reader.

SMUT UNDER CUT!!

"quit squirming-"

"How about you just quit staring and fuck me."

Y/n said through gritted teeth, instead of lying down, now resting on her elbows.

Percy, sitting in between Y/n's knees, had is hands splayed on Y/n's chest,

fondling with her breasts. 

"Jesus fucking- just-please.." 

Begged Y/n, rutting her hips up to meet Percy's bare hips. She gasped,

feeling Percy's slick cock brush against her exposed cunt.

Percy's hands left her chest. Now gripping her hips,

holding her in place.

"You take what you're given slut." Percy said harshly, one hand leaving her hips.

His fingers grazed down to her dripping pussy, index finger grazing over her sensitive 

clit. Y/n's eyes flutter shut, head tipping back. Percy's finger pressed against the bud, 

rubbing in figures of eight. Percy looked up, seeing y/n on her back and gripping the sheets so hard her knuckles were almost white. He smirked, leaning up to press kisses

to her neck. Percy felt his cock twitch, groaning against her neck. 

"Perce, please, just please fuck me.." Y/n begged, tangling her fingers in Percy's hair.

As his fingers still worked her clit his other hand reached down, poking and prodding

inside her cunt, teasing her. Y/n moaned as Percy's long finger sank inside her, Percy bit

his lip, moaning with her. He felt her velvety walls as he pressed another finger inside.

Y/n's back arched, mouth stretched into a perfect 'O'. Her eyebrows are tightly knit together.

"You sound so fuckin' pretty making those noises for me. y'know that? so fuckin' pretty." Percy said into her neck, pumping his fingers in and out of her. After a few pumps, Percy pulled out his fingers 

entirely. Sitting up on his heels, he smiled down at her, taking in her beauty

"Really? this again? C'mon just fuck me already Percy.." Y/n said breathlessly. She huffed

crossing her arms around her chest. Percy lightly laughed, leaning down for what was meant to be a quick kiss, but turned into a passion-filled make-out session. Y/n's arm wrapped around Percy's neck, pulling him closer. Percy held himself up, planting his arms around her shoulders. He reached one hand down to grip his throbbing cock, leading the tip to 

her entrance. When Percy's dick pressed into Y/n's heat she grabbed his hair, slightly

tugging. Percy bottomed out, y/n and him moaning into the kiss in sync. Percy was the first to break away, he was panting, lips red and glossy. "Tell me if I'm being too rough okay?" He said, grinding his hips into hers. Y/n nodded, biting her lip. Percy began with a slow but deep thrust, then worked his way up to a fast and deep thrust, his tip pecking her cervix. Y/n's eyes rolled into the back of her head, she relished in the feeling of Percy's

dick rubbing in all the right places inside her. Percy felt his lower abdomen tighten, so he went faster. His legs burned from the workout. Y/n let out a pornographic moan, throwing her head back against the mattress.

"S-shit perce' I'm-oh gods- I'm cl-close!" She yelled out, gripping Percy's hair tighter. Also felt the heat build up in her stomach. Percy tried his best to speak but only managed to force out a few words.

"Me too-ah-fuck.."

Percy's scalp slightly tingled, but it was all worth it cause the next minute he tipped over the edge. His thrust became erratic as he tried to help y/n also cum. And he succeeds, he felt her pussy clench around him. Y/n yelled out, back arching once more. After they both caught their breath Percy pulled out, watching his cum drip down to her ass. He let out a low whistle at the sight and laid down next to Y/n. She turned towards him, a warm smile on her face. Percy also turned to face her, smiling back. He reached a hand towards her face, brushing a few hairs away from her eyes. "I love you.." y/n whispered, moving closer to Percy. "I love ya too.." He said back, hand resting on her cheek. His eyes lingered on her face before inevitably drifting down to her breasts, he raised his eyebrows, smirking up at Y/n. "Round two?" He suggested Y/n rolled her eyes, a large grin on her face.

"You're lucky it's Valentine's Day.." she said, kissing Percy as he climbed on top of her again.

OMG THATS SO COOL!!

Chat, what?

Another episode of: What The Fuck Happened Here!!

okay, sine I haven't checked Eriks Patreon in a while (I don't ay I just read what I can see. I dunno if that made sense) What's going on with Sky side (What is sky side?) and HBS?? Like I see seeing osts ab that. (My P isn't working so there might a be a few P's missing)

so uhh explanation lease?

teddy n smut??

uhh i wrote this on a plane i barely remember it. first ted nivison post !! Smut under cut. MDNI

idk if this makes sense.. like do yall see the vision?? (unfinished btw)

Y/n is roughly shoved against her front door, Ted latching onto her lips, his grip on her hips tightening. “Mmm Teddy..” She whines grinding on Ted knee which was now in between her thighs.  “You like acting like that? Like a little slut?” Ted asks, thought the question was rhetorical. 

Earlier that night Y/n had made it her mission to tease Ted during their night out. It started in the car, Y/n held Ted’s hand which was resting on her thigh. At a red night Y/n had spotted a missing lipstick in one of the pockets on the driver’s seat door. “Oh my god!” Y/n says, holding back a devilish smirk. Y/n reached over Ted’s lap, leaning forward to let her boobs brush against Ted’s lap. Meanwhile, the hand that was on Y/n’s thigh shifted in between her legs. Both of their hands were rubbing against the soft fabric of her panties. Ted didn’t give much of a reaction, instead just mumbling something along the lines of ‘..brat..’ before continuing to drive.

The second attempt Y/n made to fuck with Ted was made when the two were having a conversation with another person. Y/n didn’t pay much attention to what they were saying, instead she was trying to make up ways to tease her beloved boyfriend. 

Lightbulb.

Y/n smirked the tapped Ted’s shoulder whispering in his ear that she wanted to dance. Ted nodded, patting her on the ass before returning to his conversation. Y/n made her way to the dance floor and began dancing by herself. It wasn’t long before a man came up behind her and was dancing with her. Y/n almost threw up after feeling his odd smelling hot breath on her neck. She prayed for the moment Ted would be done socializing and come find her, and that moment was arriving sooner than later. Y/n felt a tug at her arm, stumbling into Teds chest. She could feel the rise and fall of his chest, and thats when she knew he got him.