Honestly I Think Johnathan Would Benefit From Some Deep Breathing Exercises. Maybe Even Some Stretching

Hey uh @re-dracula what the FUCK was up with the pro-Trump commercial I just heard at the beginning of an episode??! Do you all pick your commercials or are they out of your control?

“Under President Biden costs skyrocketed” um actually shut the fuck ALL the way up right now. Trump is literally adding extra taxes to every item just for fun.

If Mina Murray has 1,000,000,000 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 100,000 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 1,000 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 100 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 1 fan then that's me

if Mina Murray has no fans that means I am no longer with you, though i shall go into that unknown and terrible land alone, recruited to ghastly ranks so I remain Mina Murray's one fan.

Happy lizard fashion day to all who celebrate!

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

everything is a queer metaphor if you have eyes to see

today the lovely man i share my home with thought i was warning him about my period when i told him that dracula daily season was coming 💀

I’m sorry I was talking with someone about the AP lit prompt for the third essay today and said that I used the Dracula novel and the character of Jonathan to write the essay, Yknow, cuz it fit. And they straight up said “Are you kidding me, isn’t that a movie?”

Bro.

Advanced placement student.

Literature and composition.

Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

Surely this year, my good friend Jonathan Harker is gonna get the hot girl summer he deserves.

God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.