BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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:unintelligible noise:

:insert continuation of the meme im lazy:

/joking(tumblr why do you think im trying to put down a quote 😭😭😭)

but anyways in all seriousness, nice art :]

pretty much all of these are either probably canon or are actually canon…… how lmao

Character headcanon generator

1.Sun Wukong is very good at walking in platform heels. 2.Sun Wukong's favorite color is pink. 3.Sun Wukong sings in the shower. 4.Sun Wukong desperately needs a hug but doesn't know it and refuses to ask for one. 5.Sun Wukong has a very low alcohol tolerance. 6.Sun Wukong is going to hell. 7.If Sun Wukong likes someone, they will give them a pretty rock. 8. Sun Wukong is a great artist. 9.Sun Wukong can beat you up if deserved. 10.Sun Wukong sucks at saying tongue twisters.

Tagging: @6em4k @cmdrace @othrwrldlystry [Bailu] @sakesworn [Ace] @zhuchef

what is this

like.. genuinely…

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i am so confused rn

lemurfucking revolt forced to surrender by roman captain. he knows that most of them aren't actually lemurfuckers and says he'll let them go if their leader will stand up. silence. somebody stands up. "i'm a lemurfucker," he says. the captain nods, goes to arrest him, but then another stands up. "i'm a lemurfucker," he says. the captain is confused, but before he can ask, more people start to arise. they're all lemurfuckers. the captain panics as the battle begins anew...

who the fuck sent this I'm laughing my ass off at this

nah cuz literally i couldn’t care less bout myself gettin spoiled… like i do not avoid spoilers at all w/ stuff i like since I’ve never really been affected by em for some reason- idrk why, im just weird like that :shrug:

I think I might be the only person on earth who doesn’t give a fuck about spoilers. as a kid, I used to read the last few pages of a book to see if it was worth reading. freak behavior.

intilerant

why does that sound like a pokemon name to my brain(my brain is very weird)

HOW DO I UN-LACTOSE INTILERANT MYSELF I JUST WANNA EAT CHEESE

this is now canon because I say so /j /or is it lol

figured its about time I posted SOMETHING

Other than being a professional freeloader storyteller,

I imagine Tang to be someone like a university teacher (at least in his younger days)

On occasions where Pigsy is far to busy to look after Xiaotian AND run the restaurant AND most likely do deliveries himself (if he had any-)

I imagine that Tang would take Mk to his university and I think it'd be funny if one day, he loses Mk who wanders to the lecture room waiting for Mr Tang

Mah boi has seen first handed what this job's all about!

He's studied his papa Mr Tang's methods, carefully dedicating his attention to his every word (until the next butterfly pops by)

He's bored and he shan't let these poor tall people wither away in boredom and shall only share the highest form education he was bestowed with....

...he started singing the ABCs

And bemused, the rest of the students follow him as the young professor taught with such vigor

...until Tang finally found the child, scooped a fussed Xiaotian up, apologized and started the lecture

(based off one tiktok I found idk the name)

(click photo for less sh!tty quality)

the fact that i saw this while eating olive garden rn(im eatin a breadstick yum)

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

@hallows-personal-hell i think you’re uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. a, either 4 or 7, and.. hm.. @, $, #, or &(I can’t decide)(also some of these are joke answers lol)

sobbing crying exploding all at once rn(i did not expect to get hit in the feels today sobs) /hj

(very cool art btw :])

having a lot of toh thoughts tonight, so here's a few :] I think that king and the collector would be life partners ( probably platonically, but mostly just whatever keeps them together forever hehe)

i also think the collector would take luz's passing the hardest (given their history with it and all...) and i think she'd know this and do her best to prepare them for it. so here's me trying to deal with all that.

now im not religious(my mom is some kind of christain(unsure which one specifically since there’s a lot of different kinds of religions in christanity iirc) while my dad is jewish(by descent, no idea if he’s actually religious himself but his mom is jewish), im just not really religious at all since we never went to church/a synagogue/etc nor did i have to practice anything in either religions), but i’ve heard of a few stories(?) from the bible…. including the caine and abel story(?)….. and yet i somehow had no idea why abel was named abel until now 😭😭😭

Does Caine enjoy having a brother? Because the art I’ve seen with able it seems very one sided with able very much loving being Caines brother and wanting to spend time with him, while Caine doesn’t seem to want to spend much time with able and only tolerating him no matter the au

Girl youre gonna FREAK when i tell you about this wonderful book recommendation called The Bible