Nobody:
Chandler, wearing stripper heels: I am taller than all of you, I am god.
Heather headcannons!
Veronica is the tallest of the group, BUT Mac is only slightly shorter than her, meaning that with heels, she appears taller than Ronnie. She found this out during a party and will not stop wearing heels, she likes being taller than Veronica. Veronica doesn't mind this.
Mostly because she is to busy Gay Panicking ™
Let me one up this with: Chandler doesn’t want anyone to be taller than her and finds increasingly ridiculous ways to outdo them and almost breaks her ankles.
Meanwhile Duke in the background like: all of you have -6 brain cells put together, I hate it here
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When the Bi panic hits a little too hard 😢😓😭
Encanto Headcanon: Bruno learned sign language to communicate with Dolores when she was having a sensory overload so he wouldn't make it worse.
some NCIS incorrect quotes
Abby, crying: He broke up with me!
Gibbs: you never had a boyfriend.
Abby, straightface: I know I just wanted to see if you cared
Kate: Welcome to dating advice with Kate! Tony what's your question?
Tony: how do I tell if a girl likes me?
Kate: SHE DOESN'T!
McGee: I always get the vibe that you hate me or something.
Tony,laughing: Whaaaaat!? Me? Hate you?
Tony: You're right Probie.
Chrimin Knife.
(This took 10 min are 11:45 PM)
Blitzo: It’s time to switch my old everyday knives to Christmas knives.
Moxxie: There’s a difference?
Blitzo: Yeah, the Christmas ones light up.
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