Remus Lupin And Poppy Pomfrey Had A Special Kind Of A Relationship. The Closest Resemblance To It Would

i would like a little sneak peak of the third chapter!

"hm. maybe they can show us. so, yourr prrincipal, dumbledorre said that my students 'rrre gonna'tay in the grefindorrr dorms, 'nnit?" she asked.

remus let out a happy squeak.

"yes, i think it's right, madame" lily said, while peter shoved remus.

"a'right, miss...?" madame maxime cocked an eyebrow, waiting for lily to tell her the name.

"evans" lily replied.

"miss evans, drive us to the dorms, s'il vous plaît."

"oui" she said and dramatically bowed, hoping for madame maxime to not notice she was mocking her.

lily started walking with the students of beauxbatons until they got to the portrait of the fat lady.

"who is this woman in the portrait?" a blonde-haired girl asked lily. "can she talk?"

"of course i can talk!" the fat lady exclaimed. "let me guess, you are a bunch of spoiled frenchlings?"

"sod off" remus said.

"oh god! now evans, are you going to tell me the password or are you gonna let me rot like this apple?" the fat lady asked, taking a rotten apple out of the bowl on the table next to her.

"hmph. lemon tart."

"correct" the fat lady finished, letting the lot enter.

"oh god!" a student dramatically exclaimed." you pigs CLEARLY can't compare our grandious school to your...hut."

OMFG

this is so funnyyyy

im still laughing

James: what is blue and not very heavy? Person on the airplane: *has a heart attack* James: light blue!! James: *draws a heart on person's dying body*

you know what's funny? you.

thanks xD

hey guys!

ive decided that i want to start writing as well.

i want to know some things!

1. is my writing bad or not? and

2. can you help me out a bit?

now, since i hardly find ideas, a little help would do good! and also, i want people to get the content they want!

so, if you have any ideas of what i could write (excepting smut) (because there may be minors, as well as i am) just leave them in the ask box!

note: please don't get mad if i won't do your idea the day you sent it to me, i will surely do it another day!

regulus: knock knock james: who's there? regulus: when where james: when where who? regulus: at 9, astronomy tower, me and you james: james: please kill me

marauders and co. as things me and my friends said

remus: I WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR

remus: fuck me, fuck you, fuck the president, fuck your mom. --- sirius: i don't dress to get paid. i dress to get layed. sirius: *laughs hysterically at a fly* ---

james: COME AND FUCKING EAT BITCH james: no. shut up, you are amazing and you deserve love. --- peter: ...i don't need that shit, i have biscuits and frogs peter: i for one second thought you were more mature. i was wronger than answer a. --- marlene: and you're gonna spend valentine's day alone or what??? marlene: i agree. i'd look like the typical 12 year old boy who dyed his hair for the first time if i dyed my hair blue --- lily: [name] stop being a pussy lily: nobody mentally stable here? --- dorcas: *gets up on chair* I'M GAY dorcas: he invited you to McDonalds???? damn i wish i'd have a partner like that --- mary: what in the name of motherfucking fashion are you dressed in??? mary: i am beautiful no matter what you say. i am a guru. --- regulus: WHY THE FUCK DOES NOTHING GET TO MY HEAD?? regulus: i'm not here to listen to your shit, goodbye

k so you probably know the YOU'RE gay you're gay you're one of them queers you're girly pop woof audio on tiktok right? which one of them is which marauders era character

literally who doesn't know the sound

YOU'RE GAY- that's definitely remus and james since they wouldn't realize sth even if it's clear af but especially james

you're gay- that's cas and lily. they already knew. it's an affirmation.

you're one of them queers- peter. peter all the way. peter has no other way of confirming that you're, indeed, gay.

you're girly pop- marlene and mary. no rules. and they'll also flap their left hand to prove how gay you are.

WOOF- sirius. not just because they're a dog. that's his reaction. (it means i'm also gay in doggish)

you sux

thanks jamie

and if ur not jamie thanks

and now, the best gift that they could ask for was to be with each other. again.

"marlene, sweetheart, i have to tell you something." they said on a soppy voice, which made their girlfriend roll her eyes in amusement.

"yes, my dear, darling sunshine?" she said, squeezing her lover's cheeks together.

"i am so in love with you." dorcas whispered, and kissed her square on the lips. "happy birthday, marlene."

"you're the best birthday gift i could have asked for."