Psyching Myself Up To Blog. Been Shouting At The Mirror For About Half An Hour.

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

When I win a Super Smash Bros. battle with Kirby:

When I win a Super Smash Bros. battle with Ganondorf:

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

technically aren’t the people in fandoms that like intensely adore a villainous character and jump straight to another one when they appear also minions by definition

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen out.

People on this website will be like “A homophobic society has caused same-sex couples to struggle with how to show affection without fear of discrimination,” and then five seconds later will be like “LOL isn’t Pete Buttigieg so weird for kissing his husband like that? Lmao.”

“Do you think that guy is gay?”

“Roll a Perception check.”