Ebo Was Going Through A Really Rough Molt, And He Threw A Hissy Fit When I Took A Break From Petting

Unmute

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

The seven deadly sins as vines

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

I also accidentally befriended a pro Widowmaker by the name of Belpheagor. She kept landing headshots on me and after like the 6th time I wrote in the chat, “Widow plz” because I know from prior experience that it tends to work. 

She wrote back, “Mercy I’m sorry, but I have to.” After that she only landed body shots on me, but she was definitely more hesitant to land any shots on me. 

Later, I was going around the back of the point to try and get to someone and I ran point blank into her. She stared at me through her scope for a few seconds; I “Hello!”ed to try and pull on her heartstrings. She shot the Pharah coming up behind me, gave me a look, and then grappled away. 

She wrote in the chat, “Did you see how I didn’t shoot you” and next thing I know I had a friend request from her.

do you ever get mad at yourself because youre not even good at the things you thought you were good at