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Cookie in a milk cup.

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

THEY JUST POSTED THIS ON THE HUB BECAUSE IT’S PHOTO OF THE YEAR

I’M SCREAMING

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

SNL saw people saying we shouldn’t joke about Trump right now and said, “Noted. Here’s 10 different Trump COVID jokes,” and I truly love that for them.

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone