What’s It Called When You’re So Disconnected From Reality That Cold Water Doesn’t Feel Like Anything

sometimes someone will casually mention using chatgpt or some other generative ai thing and I can actually feel the little

above my head

being hungarian and speaking english is so funny, it's just endless "he- i mean she" "so her wi- HIS. his wife." "my mom asked so i told him... her. i told her." like mixing up gendered pronouns because your language doesn't have any sounds like bullshit and yet it is true and affects practically everyone i know.

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

The humble and beautiful PDF does not deserve to now have the term “PDF file” be a censored version of the word pedophile. She has been nothing but good to us. You all apologize right now

Ever since coming to term with the fact that what I'm experiencing is, infact, imposter syndrome, sometimes I get these spurs of self awareness and find the situation rather funny. Like, I catch myself almost wanting to talk to myself like a parent or mentor like "Yes, you did write that, and yes, it sounds pretty professional, but that doesn't make it not yours, you silly!"

Me: "With the new semester, there's this tenses within me, a worry, a fear of falling behind (again) like last semester"

Me, smart: "Okay, so you should, like, try to get ahead, y'know, look at lecture slides before class, read the must rea-"

Me, or rather, the anxious goblin in my head: "HOW ABOUT WE REARRANGE THE FURNITURE INSTEAD???"

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am

The thing about living in Europe is that everyone is at least vaguely aware that if you don't support the military defense efforts of the countries with a border with Russia, then you are going to be in a country with a border with Russia.

Can we talk about how Odysseus is canonly a short king cause Athena keeps on making him "seem taller" so he's more imposing ? It's ridiculously funny

She's legit just calling him short without saying it