Day 7
My Wife likes to bite
People really should have realized that there was something wrong with me when in 9th grade, I was given an assignment where I had to create a utopia, and instead I created a post apocalyptic nightmare where I was the only one left alive with the rest of humanity destroyed by nuclear war
Why is there the queer urge to hangout together at playgrounds after dark?
The walls at my place are ugly, so you get a blanket instead
Tumblr's new potentially mature content label is crazy, apparently my middle school level humor is too much for it. I make sure that anything that is NSFW is marked with a mature label already. Whatever standards their bot used are worse than that of my hyper conservative puritanical parents.