Lazzielumpss - Lazzie_Lumpss

Thought this would be loved here…

me, trying to flirt:

so um uhh, if u want we can rot together in a coffin at the end of our days how does that sound

*awkwardly pretends to have fangs*

my gender is bad porn parodies of horror movies

May you wake up with pointed ears, curled horns, sharp fangs, pitch black eyes, and whatever other inhuman parts you would like to have.

My Valentine Cards

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

Was hoping to post this before the Mario movie dropped but oh well. 

I’m going to see it next week and I am so excited for it! 

Eat, sleep, breathe hello kitty 🎀🌸💗