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you guys would NOT survive old f1. my dad fucking cackled when i showed him all this was happening. he said, and i quote, "some of ya kids would have thrown the tv back in the day." and then proceed to tell me about the incidents and eat his snacks.

"Bring back cunty F1" "Bring back F1 drivers who don't care about PR and just say what they think" "Bring back F1 where the drivers are actually allowed to be rivals"

You fools. You insolent buffoons. You can't handle the Ferrari drivers taking shots at each other in separate interviews. You can't handle Max saying what everyone else is thinking. You can't even handle Lando Norris existing. And you think you would survive watching Multi-21 happen in real time? Or, God forbid, classic F1? I'm laughing.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SAD THEY MAKE ME

LANDO P1!!!!!! MY BABY!!!!! MY POOKIE!!!!! HE WON. HE DID IT. I WILL SOB AND THRASH. HE DID IT. HOLY FUCKING HELL. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

i feel like a mother who's just seen her child win :)

i'm so proud of himmmmmm

no because why don't we talk about this more?

my two favourite people in the whole wide world

do some of you genuinely have nothing better to do than hate on another person? just because they're disappointed and are openly displaying their disappointment? do you think that if you were in place of that boy, you wouldn't be disappointed and disheartened? of course he's gonna be hungry to win more. that's the point of all sports. do you think your favs will be happy to see you talk absolute bullshit and be cruel to another one of their friends? max and lando said they were fine. SO THEY'RE FINE. how hard is it for all of you to move on? and even if they aren't fine, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. i keep saying this again and again, please stop hating on others, funnel that energy towards supporting your favs.

all this shit about anti-lando norris is just fucking cruel. of course he's upset. some of you make me fucking sick in the stomach and you should be ashamed of yourself that you have nothing better in your life than hate on someone. this goes to not just lando haters but every single one of the people who just hate online. it makes me sad that you're so full of hatred and miserable. go out and touch grass. reconnecting with nature will help.

anyways,

MY KING WON. sir lewis hamilton. back on the top step. i cried for like half an hour. he deserves this so so so much. and max never fails to amaze me with his absolute fucking monster talent. he's a machine. and of course lando p3. mclaren fucked up during the pitstops. but a 3-4 is really not bad. mclaren seem to be doing very well so far.

and i am so fucking pissed at ferrari. idek what the fuck they think they're doing. and ofcourse george. i cried when thaat happened. but hey again, it's racing.

all in all i'm so proud of all of the boys. one of my fav races of 2024, for sure.

this is so sweet

well....

🕯️ manifesting this podium 🕯️

max verstappen we all know what you are.

soul fucking mates.

This edit is living in my head rent free