You Grin As The Large Crowd In Front Of You Cheers Your Name. You Calm Them Down And Ask For Anything

You grin as the large crowd in front of you cheers your name. You calm them down and ask for anything you could help out with, and they respond by bringing out a large barrel of wine mixed with possum fur (or so it smelled).

"He's been stuck in there for days," the carrier pleads.

"Who?" You ask.

"Blocky."

"Terrible name," You frown. "But what's the thing stuck inside?"

The carrier took a moment to think and hesitantly said, "My firstborn, I think."

"Fair enough." You stare at the barrel. "Do you want the wine, or the child?"

"The wine, please."

You were an average mage when you fought a basilisk and were turned to stone. 1,000 years later, you awaken to find magic has decayed—and you are now a legendary archmage by today's standards.

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HELLO CHARLES, LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND THE RIORDANVERSE MADNESS!!!

SO THERE'S PERCABETH, SOLANGELO, CALEO (I personally prefer Valgrace, but oh well), AND GRUNIPER AND TYSONELLA AND MOREE!!!!

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?


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1 year ago

ppl why

like wtf is wrong with u

were u even held as a baby

u coco melon child (no offence to the nice ppl who watched/still watch coco melon)

I am so so so concerned right now.

(TW sex mentions, revenge porn)

I was in the ace tag reporting bots and I saw someone that would post a girl's pictures and next to them the same picture but ai generated to make her look naked. I am pretty sure this was done without consent and I don't remember the username but I'll put it in the replies so you can block, report etc. I'm genuinely concerned for the girl and I'm pretty sure it's revenge porn.

7 months ago

are you autistic and gay?

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an autistic pan or bisexual?

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asexual and autistic?

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trans or non binary and autistic?

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any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

7 months ago

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1 month ago

thanks for the tag <3

Scylla - EPIC the Musical

Kill Bill - SZA

YMCA (I've been dying to do this)

Lost Boy - the person who sand Dandelions I forgot their name

Alexander Hamilton (enough said)

Runaway - AURORA

bored so i thought id do a tag game :)

rules are you have to pick a song for each we letter of you name and/or username if you don’t wanna use ur real name :)

T: Two Pills by TX2

Y: You’re gonna go far by Noah Kahn

L: Loving You by Thomas Headon

E: Enchanted by Taylor Swift

R: Rise and Grind by Noahfinnce

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no pressure :)

11 months ago

if you tell a woman she isn't complete without children, I will kick your ass so far, you'll end up on Jupiter in his greek form

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.


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6 months ago

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

11 months ago

u aint getting my m&ms bitch they're mine

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3 months ago

I don't live in the USA, but fucking hell if I don't feel sorry for the people who do, y'all do not deserve this shit.

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.


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