FUCK YEAHHH

Suddenly, an idea strikes you. You turn around to face the planet's burning atmosphere with a wicked grin, and you spot one of the smaller rocks. You pick it up with your bare hands and open your mouth to eat it.

You're immortal. You may as well use it to your advantage.

You stare at the stars and sigh. There are worse ways to discover you're immortal. Finding out after your starship exploded in deep space is definitely one of the worse ones.

pickles or onions

pickles, but only if they're Indian-style.

Hello my friends,

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I am Mohammed Ayyad from Gaza Al-Shuja'iyya

,

I have sought refuge with you because of the devastating war that caused me to lose my home and my mother and we were displaced from one place to another and lost my children's future and there is a severe shortage of basic materials,

I have sought refuge with you so that I can provide a decent and safe life for me and my family consisting of my wife and my children Yasser, Omar, Maryam, Jana and Sarah, each of them has dreams but unfortunately they have lost hope and despair is controlling them,

I hope that you will stand by us either by donating if possible or sharing widely,

Thank you very much

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noting that my son Omar has a Tumblr account under the name @m430235341 and it was checked and I had an account under the name @mohammadayyad and it was also checked but I was surprised today that it was banned so today I created a new account under the name @mohammadyaser1980, please check it and thank you 5, @mohammadayyad’s fundraiser. As of posting they’ve been able to raise €12,143 of their €35,000 goal.This fundraiser has been vetted by @/inthefaceofada

https://gofund.me/e7c7528a

SPREADING AWARNESS!!!! As always donate if you can, if you can't, reblog and spread the message!!!!

heyy

you haven't been online in a while

so imma update you real quick: im studying like hell, ppl keep downplaying every little thing i do, recently i was told i kid you fucking not that i need to 'put more effort into my studies or i won't have enough money to afford the face surgery i so desperately need', i'm seeing a psychologist tomorrow but it's only a trial run to see if i actually want therapy or not (i don't but some other post of mine yk the 'if this gets --- notes i will' kinda posts well one of those that i did is now urging me to get therapy but i highly doubt i'll keep going after the first 2 trial sessions)

there was smth else but i've forgotten it i'll send again when i remember

whenever you're back love you can be greeted with my irritating lil updates and hopefully endulge me with knowledge of your wellbeing too <3

HELLO I AM SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ONLINE IN A WHILE IK I SAID I WAS BACK BUT I FORGOT TO CLEAR MY SEARCH HISTORY AND THAT WAS AN ISSUE, BUT I AM SO SO SORRY THAT YOU FEEL THAT WAY

I am so angry on your behalf, because I've been where you are, and let me tell you, their opinions are never worth even thinking about. and I'm so glad that you are seeking out for help, because sometimes you can't take on everything on your own, but whatever you choose to do, I'll support it, and even if I'm not online in a while, I'll always respond ASAP, so take care and be safe!

I FOUND IT AT LAST

I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

You look out from where you're mopping in your house to see the hero run away from a falling piano that seemed to follow them wherever they ran. Even the evil lord looked rather taken aback.

You turn back inside. No one's going to suspect a goblin.

You are a lowly goblin with a mop that accidentally triggers a series of impossible rue goldberg interactions that ends with the demise of the fabled hero of light in the most anti-climatic way possible. Both the hero's party and the evil lord stand in shocked silence.

WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING WALKER 😭

This height difference is actually insane. She's gonna have to film in 10in heels.

(I do not want to hear your opinions on them aging and filming, its perfectly fine)

during a play the Apollo cabin put together but everyone's drunk

Leo, acting as Juliet and very drunk: Jason, Jason, wherefore art thou Jason?! Jason, not drunk but very confused: I'm right here..? Leo, suddenly crying tears of joy: JASON!!!!! =D Jason: ????? Everyone else, watching this shit go down: *hey do you have popcorn* *but 'wherefore' means 'why', not 'where'* *no offence, Margaret, but they're drunk, stupid and confused, I don't think this is the time for a grammar lesson* *oo yea gimme some skittles* *tasTE THE RAINBOW MOTEHRFUCKERS*

Pro tip: put the butter in after you just finished using it and it's still hot. Leave it there for a few moments. It'll melt quicker.

You're welcome.

oh gods

I have a teddy bear named Boobie. I got her when I turned 6, and at that time, I didn't know what boobies were, and I named her that. Eight years later, I still have her.

tags: literally anyone who sees this, I need to get more friends

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore