Kse22chili - Katerinapetrova

My Cowboy.

He needed help. And how could I help a cowboy? What was the best way to help him? I have no fucking idea.

"All apologies man! What else could I say?"

Is it weird to say that when he said this, I had the best eargasm ever. It's not because it's spring and in this season women are particularly "in heat", but the thing is that he looked hot as hell when he said this to my dad.

Now, to help the man that accidentally spilled his coffee drink on my texan dad's shirt, I said that he was a dear friend of mine and that he didn't do that on purpose.

My dad looked at me as if I killed his dog Roofus. Acting as if I was innocent, I look back at him and say "What's up? You're surely not mad just because of a mere shirt getting dirty, are you? Come on now dad! Can you go inside and get me a cappuccino please?" by now I was only rambling. But nonetheless my dad nodded at the man and went inside.

"Thanks for getting me out of the dirt, doll. He was pissed as hell, thought he was gon beat the fuck outta me and I would never see the light again." he said while chuckling.

"Nah, don't sweat it. You know texan men have anger issues." I laugh.

"Name's Blaze by the way. Nice to meet you." he gave me his hand and I shook it while saying: "I'm Brooklyn. Nice to meet ya too! Are you new to town? Haven't seen ya round here before"

"Yeahhh. Got here a week ago. Moved from Dallas. Wanted to change scenery and got to Austin. People 've told me that they have pretty cowgirls 'roun here, you know."

Oh you sneaky little shit.

Me after a tummy ache + headache combo

they wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slut waist

Harris vs Trump?

I’m currently living in a European country. In a place where our parliament isn’t any better than the American one.

Italy is so far away from the US and we don’t realise it.

Italians worry more about Trump winning the elections instead of actually using those dry freaking balls to fight against Italian injustice towards women, immigrants or going against the freaking antique and useless rules that dictate us what to do and what to do in the XXI century. The Italian population submits to the disgusting scholastic system and the professional one at that too. Economy is degenerated to a certain extent that I don’t know how to describe it.

Italians never vote, and the few that actually do, they vote for the wrong ones who have promised to these people lying to them, while looking at their eyes.

And then they start complaining about it. Knowing that they fucked up. And start blaming immigrants and honest faithful people who are way better than these scums.

How can a population be so stupid and dumb?

They are ignorant people. They don’t know anything.

And still, with this recurring issue, they criticise the politics of another state which is far FAR away from them, without having a single care in the world about fighting for themselves against their OWN country.

Yes. Trump won the elections.

And so what?

Do you Italian human, think that you are going to be affected by this choice?

How could you ever think that you can fix something that doesn’t even belong to you?

Italy. Mind your own fucking business. Stop being racist and medieval.

And start treating your own immigrants as HIMAN BEINGS and after that you are allowed to criticize American Politics and population.

Because you are hypocrites. Pathetic beings. With antique and pretty humiliating mentality. Really conservative.

You cannot judge anyone if you still commit sins. You, catholic population who are so devoted to their churches, please start opening your perspectives to something different from your own personal life and dedicate yourselves more to what’s happening in your country.

Stop fucking talking about other countries. Mind your own business.

our little teddy bear

lando norris x oc

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“I can’t look at her.” Lando comes in, holding your daughter out away from his body, face turned.

“Lando, what?” You question, instantly worried something is wrong.

“I can’t look at her!” He exclaims again, setting her down on the couch cushion next to you and backing away. “She’s too cute, if I look at her, I’m going to cry.”

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