Peter Getting A Job As A Bartender, But Not Telling Tony Bc He’s Trying To Avoid The Whole “Tony

I make ice cream like this too dont worry Peter

second post today!

your welcome :)

You will regret this dearly.

AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I AM IN LOVE.

Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!

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ao3 writers staring at their inboxes 0.2 seconds after posting a new fic

I can give you two words that fit in this trope so well that I hate it.

Tony Stark

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WELP THERE GOES MY DAY!

by @StarkLike34

FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP. I KNOW I KNOW. I'M LIKE MONTHS LATE. BUT SHUT UP. SHUT UP. I TOLD YOU. IN FEBRUARY.

"their feelings become one"

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

I'll repost about Ao3 DDOS attack for the time being!

Fuck hackers who are forcing me to have a life and not read on AO3 all my homies hate them

TONY STARK AND DONNIE OMGG THEY WOULD WORK SO WELL FUCK. OMG OMG OMG

I did the meme. The world is not ready for them

Wdym man? This IS canon

im pretty sure ive mentioned this before, but i am actually SO convinced that Rouge has a scrooge mcduck style money vault where she swims in comically large piles of gems and money. Like cmon, theres no fucking way she uses a bank

THAT'S SO SWEET ‼️‼️ omg Peter you're going to be the death of him.

Peter: Tony I want to be you for Halloween, so I can borrow-

Tony: Peter I am not letting you borrow an iron man suit for Halloween.

Peter: No no Mr Stark, I don’t care about Ironman, I want to be you. I was gonna ask if I could borrow a suit, maybe a pair of your sunglasses…

Tony: …

Peter: Mr Stark why are you crying-