Best Part Of The Aquarium Is Like The Meathead Guys Who Are Like "bro What The Hell Is That Thing That's

Best part of the aquarium is like the meathead guys who are like "bro what the hell is that thing that's crazy" and their gf who has to gently tell them "babe that's a seahorse"

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3 years ago

People who can’t communicate think everything is an argument.

3 years ago

body shaming men is also wrong and not funny

2 years ago

FLASH WARNING

2 years ago
That’s It Haha, Thanks Electrasoul.
That’s It Haha, Thanks Electrasoul.
That’s It Haha, Thanks Electrasoul.
That’s It Haha, Thanks Electrasoul.

That’s it haha, thanks electrasoul.

3 years ago

As a former sex worker, let me just say, that all baby sex workers starting out need to let someone trusted know you are doing sex work. Be it cam or in person fssw and anything in between. Clients can not be trusted and you need to be safe.

When I did fssw I kept these essentials in my hoe bag

100$ visa gift card

Burner phone (something cheap. You should have that or Google phone app atleast)

Water and snacks

Spare charger

Knife or switch blade (kept in outer pocket or easy to reach inner pocket preferably 2)

Mace

Wipes (for client and yourself)

Soap

Condoms (you should always have this)

Mints

Lotion (unscented)

Your real ID should be at the bottom of your bag hidden (I cut a hole in my bag and placed it in the bottom of the bag)

Clean panties

And I can't stress enough please let your trusted contact know who you are with and what hotel you are at (exact location) and what time the appointment should be done.

Miss Vanta loves you and be safe getting that money💵💸💸 loves

Xoxo

💖Vanta💖

2 years ago
Slay Belle

Slay Belle

2 years ago

SP AFFIMATION TAPE TEMPLATE + TEXT TO AUDIO CONVERTER LINK

Hello everyone, I am back! Life has been chaotic but i’ve been working on a few juicy things to saturate the subconscious with if it helps! In this post I am bringing you my current personal tape for my relationship with my specific person. I decided to send it to one of my friends so I adapted the whole thing to be more universal, but you can definitely change pronouns and some content if you want. I hope you like it and it helps you as much as it does for me!

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(SP) is madly in love with me.He fell in love with me as soon as he first saw me, I am his dream girl. He’s completely magnetized and addicted to me. I am magnetic, irresistible and irreplaceable. And to him specially, I am unforgettable.He’s very in love and healthily obsessed with me, he has me on a pedestal and will gladly do anything for me. He knows I’m perfect for him. (SP) knows I’m the most beautiful girl in the world inside and out and that we are perfect for each other. He loves me for me, he fully loves my mind, body and soul. We are 100% compatible and he loves my intelligence, beauty, way of being and my sense of humor. He’s my number one fan and supporter always. I am his top priority.He quickly and surely asked me to be his girlfriend and wants to be with me forever and that’s exactly what happened.I am everything he’s always been looking for in a partner. He loves me and I am his long term girlfriend. We have a happy, blissful, healthy committed long-term relationship with each other. I am his favorite person and he loves talking to me and being with me everyday. He always wants to do that. He’s always in constant contact with me and he’s always blowing up my phone. He always texts me and calls me. He’s always with me, we love spending time together. He’s super clingy with me and super affectionate.Our bond and relationship is strong, stable and better everyday. It is indestructible.I am the only one (SP) loves, wants, is attracted to and connects with. I am the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up, and the last thing when he goes to sleep.I am the only one that wants and loves (SP) and he only wants and loves me.I am the only one he wants and loves and there is only one of me.(SP) is crazy about me.He is always faithful, loyal and devoted to me only. He always treats me with love and respect, like an absolute goddess. I’m the only girl he even follows on social media and he always compliments me and hypes me up. Even though he’s not much of a fan of social media at all.He is repulsed by anyone that isn’t me.He dreams lovingly of being with me every night.He’s always thinking of me, everything reminds him of me.We both know we are perfect for each other.I am sure (SP) is the right one for me and he is sure I am the right one for him.He is sure he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. He’s 100% committed to me.Everything positively brings us closer together.(SP) is healthy, positive, balanced and safe at all times. He has amazing physical, mental and emotional health. He’s successful.We are always safe and our relationship is always safe.He always wants to be with me and around me because I am the only person that feels right for him to have a relationship with.His dick only gets hard for me, I’m the only one he wants to have sex with. I’m the only one he wants to romantically or sexually do anything at all with.(SP)’s romantic feelings and attraction for me are so strong that he cannot hide it.He always expresses his love, affection and desire for me in a consistent, healthy loving way.Me and (SP) are each other’s lovers, soulmates, best friends and life partners. I am his girlfriend, his soulmate, his wife. He is my boyfriend, my soulmate, my husband.We are happily blissfully together forever.The universe fully conspires in favor of our loving union at all times. Everything comes together constantly so we can have the best life and live out our dreams together.We are very in love with each other. He actually really loves me and does anything for me and our relationship.I am (SP)’s top priority. He always gives me tons of love and attention. He is always my ideal version of him. He’s everything I’ve ever wanted in a partner. I am always pleasantly surprised by him and he never lets me down. He’s fearless, brave and proactive and always ready to step up when needed, for us and for me.(SP) is fully conscious of being my soulmate. We love and accept each other fully and we get along perfectly. We are a perfect match. We are always feeling comfortable, confident, loving, loved, safe, secure, happy and whole within ourselves and within our relationship with each other. We fully trust each other and are able to be vulnerable. Our communication and support with each other is always perfect. We have the same values and he wants the same exact things with me that I do with him.(SP) always puts in effort to make our relationship work. He is very romantic towards me, always a gentleman. We are each other’s dream partners. We feel truly seen by each other.We have perfect chemistry with each other in all contexts. Our relationship is loving, fun, amazing and easy. We just get each other and mesh perfectly. I love everything about him and he loves everything about me.(SP) and I live together in a wonderful house here in (INSERT DESIRED LOCATION) and we both work here in jobs we love. We are very rich and we always have and make time for each other. He has a license and a nice car, and he loves to take me on dates and give me flowers. He’s always ready to protect and provide for me if needed, as he makes enough to comfortably support the both of us. We are living our dreams together and basking in the joy of our perfect love for each other. We are a team. He’s always by my side and I am on his.Our families and friends support our relationship and everyone gets along perfectly.(SP) is always loving and honest with me. He always does his best for me and our relationship. It is easy to maintain our relationship and we are always happy to be with each other, we are each other’s natural counterparts. He’s spiritually developed and loves to go on that journey with me. We are very intimate with each other. Our sex life with each other and our compability is amazing in all aspects. He’s always going to gladly be by my side no matter what, he loves me and he’s not going anywhere ever. What is mine cannot be taken away from me. I am thankful for our amazing, perfect, eternal and permanent union. We are love.

USE THIS WEBSITE TO CONVERT TO AUDIO; PICK US ENGLISH FEMALE VOICE LOL.

https://www.getwoord.com/guest/upload

3 years ago

Things Read in February

Essays & Articles:

The Battle for the Heart of the Great American Nudie Suit

"We Will Always Have the Nightmares"

A California redwood forest has officially been returned to a group of Native tribes

On the Lie of "Let People Like Things"

The Case Against the Trauma Plot

The Joe Rogan Controversy Has a Deeper Cause

Is 2000s Tech the Next Big Fashion Aesthetic?

We Owe Courtney Stodden An Apology

'The Rise and Fall of LuLaRoe' Investigates Scandal Behind Marketing Company

Matilda Bernstein Sycamore on Writing on Your Own Terms

The mythical genius of Daidalos, the first polymath

Horror Fiction in the Age of Covid

Love bombing, gaslighting, and the problem with pathologising dating talk

How to Have Closer Friendships (and Why You Need Them)

How this jellyfish earned the nickname 'Psychadelic Medusa'

Herodotus' Other Lies

Is it a clash over writing...

France's nuclear colonial legacy in Algeria

"My pink socialism became red as a wound": Impossible interview from Ukraine

My Body is Used to Design Military Tech

10 Questions You Should Never Be Asked in a Job Interview

Stop Pretending the Left is on Putin's Side

The American Boy

Millennial Women Made LuLaRoe Millions. Then They Paid the Price.

Mary Renault: how classical Greece reflected her troubled life

i: vision

Poetry:

Do You Wonder About All The Black Girls Speckling That Beach by Salt

February by Jack Collom

Arguing with Something Plato Said by Jack Collom

Invocation by Cid Corman

Ariadne by Jeanne Murray Walker

Worm Moon by Mary Oliver

Helen of Troy Does Countertop Dancing by Margaret Atwood

The Horse Fell Off the Poem by Mahmoud Darwish

The Summer A Tribe Called Quest Broke Up by Hanif Abdurraqib

Theseus Within the Labyrinth by Stephen Dobyns

Books:

Ariadne by F. L. Lucas

The King Must Die by Mary Renault

Los Reyes by Julio Cortázar, translated by Juan Sebastian de Vivo

The Perks of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky

The Dark Tower and Other Stories by C. S. Lewis

Theseus by Plutarch

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