I Am Good. I Am Better Than Everyone, Let's Relax. I Am Very Comfortable

2 INNINGS??? THEYRE FEEDING US

The dugout rally caps never fail!!!!

Honk shmimimi fighting crime shoooo mimimi

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

no bc this is so real

thank god football season is over. finally on to the next psychological torture called baseball

first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine

if anyone’s ever wanted to fall in love with baseball using only reblogs:

i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

whomstever the fuck sent brett baty down i hope your every sandwich is wet until you call him back up again

Sending this to bryce harper

browsing your own blog and seeing an ad and being like “what the shit did i post???” before realizing it’s an ad is the tumblr equivalent to hitting your ankle with a scooter

MY WELL MISSED BLORBO JUST THREW A DELIGHTFUL INNING

Someone give him a hug for giving up the single on the ghost fork though, that’s gotta be a bit of a confidence knock