Border Collie

this was originally written in a reblog but i decided it needed its own post

literally begging everyone to watch an interview given by baby lance, whether it be 11 year old ferrari junior lance or 18 year old williams rookie lance and understand that he wasn’t always this way, always this reserved and closed off and unexpressive. the media has beaten him black and blue and scrutinised every little thing he says and used any excuse they can to say that he is clearly a spoilt brat who will never amount to anything.

he gives them nothing because they can't make anything out of nothing. but of course they do it anyway, they make him out to be someone who thinks he's 'above it all' 'tired of the sport' 'entitled little shit' when in reality he loves F1 with all he has and hides himself in a protective shell of quiet indifference to try to avoid media scrutinisation.

mark webber once said (in his book) that fernando alonso was a very shy and reserved person in reality. yet when he teamed up with lance, he took on the brunt of the media duties specifically because he knew lance struggled with them.

lance isn't spoilt, entitled, or bored of f1 because he doesn’t express much in press conferences. he's simply incredibly introverted and has been worn down over the years by the constant scrutinisation he has been subjected to by the media.

IM SO DONE (we gave up 1 run in the 5th inning of the 17th game of the 162 game season)

oops lance posted the strollonso content on main

it be like dat sometimes

I've started a collection I like to call "Substances were consumed"

Regularly updated

no yoints no stroints i’m gonna go sit in a hole and think about Things

anyone else thought team by mag.lo went “i got naked salsa” or just me

first base ump gets 10 years in the bone hurting machine

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

this is giving when someone tore a hamstring and the white sox acted like they died

“brett baty sent down” yeah… from heaven!!!!!