Just the imagery of Tony looking at YouTube videos of a kid swinging around Queens in pyjamas and going
‘Yes, I want this one’
Harley threatens to shoot him with a potato gun after a terrorist tried to kill him and he’s like
‘Ah, yes, my first born’
Morgan is an absolute terror
but what she lacks in the ability to make rational decisions (which she totally gets from her dad), she makes up for in cuteness (pepper)
He would have ABSOLUTELY claimed Shuri as one of his own
‘You like science, you’re mine now’ -‘I’m better than you at science’ -‘immediately disowned’
Vision says something slightly annoying and he goes full dad™️
‘I created you, I’m technically your father. Don’t speak to your father like that’
Peter: ‘yeah vision, don’t talk to Mr Dad like that!’
He tries so hard to fill the hole he inadvertently left in Wanda’s life by being a surrogate parent to her, and she loves him for it
‘Eat your greens little witch’ -‘yes dad’
The dad was sarcastic, but Tony grins anyways
Rhodey unironically becomes Uncle Rhodey to all the IronChildre, and though he puts on a blank face, he honestly lives for it
Peter: ‘Hey Uncle Rhodey, punched any stupid government men today?’
Rhodey, grinning: ‘unfortunately not, squirt, but it’s still early’
Pepper looks out at all her kids, only one of them biological, and decides she loves them all the same
Morgan never assumes for a second that the others are anything other than her older siblings
Sam: ‘how many siblings you got now, Morgs?’
Morgan: ‘I don’t think I have enough fingers to count’
Their little family is pretty great, and the IronParents wouldn’t change it for the world
Some Genderbend + Tangled AU sketches at discord. Zeniko (Zenitsu) and Nezuo (Nezuko) with addition of Mother Muzan mwuahahbfnchxmxn!
god but yanno what bother’s me most about Endeavor… NOTHING “GOOD” HE TRIES TO DO COMES OFF THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC!!
EVERY TIME HE TRIES TO SAY SOMETHING “GOOD” OR “RIGHT”, HE’S ONLY SAYING WHAT HE “SHOULD” OR WHAT THE AUDIENCE WANTS TO HEAR FROM HIM BUT IT’S NOT THE LEAST BIT REALISTIC OR BELIEABLE AND LIKE THAT’S JUST MY OPINION BUT IT’S CANON AS FUCK THAT ENJI DOESN’T -GENUINELY- BELIEVE IT HIMSELF
he’s a goddamn wish fulfillment for people who wish the worst types of men would just FEEL BAD AND SAY SORRY
I guess I have to be the bad evil feminist and break it to you guys… MEN THIS BAD WOULD/WILL NEVER REALIZE IT AND APOLOGIZE, NOT -GENUINELY- AT LEAST, THEY DO IT TO TRY TO GET OUT OF TROUBLE, AND WHAT IS ENDEAVOR DOING…?
OH YEAH, ONLY -STARTING- TO EVEN -ATTEMPT- TO MAKE LIKE HE FEELS SORRY WHEN HE KNOWS -MAAAAAASSIVE- AMOUNTS OF PUBLIC SHAME OF LEGAL TROUBLE IS IMMINENTLY HEADED IN HIS DIRECTION.
Like SERIOUSLY you guys this man would be -ABSOLUTELY UNFORGIVEABLE- enough if all that was canon was just what he did to Rei and the kids we know for sure are his but if it turns out Enji had FUCKING -ANYTHING- TO DO WITH DABI, EVEN IF BY SOME CRAZY CHANCE HE ISN’T HIS SON, IF HE EVEN HAD A DAMN THING TO DO WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT KID THAT MADE HIM THAT WAY, AND WE ALL KNOW HE DID, HE FUCKING DESERVES -DEATH- by -EXECUTION-. -Stripped of all honor-, not any fucking semblance of redemption about anything he only tried to do in the last moments to save face! That should literally only be MORE reason to hate this guy!
There is a reason the Avengers have their groceries delivered each week. Tony made the mistake of taking them shopping only once and that was enough for him.
Tony: I already explained this to you, Cap--
Steve: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!
Peter, an arm full of instant ramen: Mr. Stark, they have a new shrimp flavor!
Tony: Kid, that had no nutrition at--
Natasha: Who wants bacon!
Clint: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!
Tony: What the fu-
Bruce, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper.
Tony: Billionaire, Bruce, just--
Thor: Friend, Tony! We shall feast tonight on the Pop of Tarts!
Tony: Why do you have 2 carts of popt--!?
Steve, still distressed over the milk: How do you get milk from an almond!?
Peter, distracted: Can we get cheese sticks too?
Natasha: What about pudding?
Clint: Fuck your pudding!
Peter, excited: Mr. Stark cheetos are on sale!
Bruce, still deciding on a tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere.
Steve, frantic: How do you milk an almond, Tony!?
Tony:
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For artists who have problems with perspective (furniture etc.) in indoor scenes like me - there’s an online programm called roomsketcher where you can design a house/roon and snap pictures of it using different perspectives.
It’s got an almost endless range of furniture, doors, windows, stairs etc and is easy to use. In addition to that, you don’t have to install anything and if you create an account (which is free) you can save and return to your houses.
Examples (all done by me):
Here’s an example for how you can use it
👑: Think you can keep up? 💀: Yes MA’AM!!
The Best Men ™ who could make Tony Stark the happiest man in the world and treat him right ranked:
11. Each
10. Of
9. Them
8. Can
7. Make
6. Tony
5. Happy
4. In
3. Their
2: Own way.
1. Rhodey Rhodes.
you know what I want is a todoroki family band au with toya Dabi as the lead singer, Natsu on drums, Fuyumi on bass/back up, and shoto on guitar/back up
Why?
because stronger by the score fits so well with Dabi if the, Dabi=Toya theory is right it is
so someone please write it. Please. Like i’m begging you!!!!!!!!!!!
2019 inktober #01~10