These Results Are Thus Far Disheartening, My Dear Followers Please Don’t Let The Elves Win, Lend Me

“Was throwing it back in the manuscripts”

was not a sentence I expected to say in my life especially not to the representative of a swordsmanship guild.. but here we are.

Bold of you to assume it’s a toy sword 😂

Baby Frodo because he’s everything, okay I have art school business to attend to, good night everyone 😘

My wee niece is so cute, she’s only tiny and doesn’t really understand that me and my dad don’t do the same thing (he works with stone I work with metal) I gave her my dragon tail ring to play with and she looked up at me and goes you made this with grandad?” I puffed up a little admittedly when I said “No I made it all by my self” but I showed her my necklace and said “but he made this, it’s got fossils in it see?” And she asked if there was a dragon tooth in it.

(Her favorite thing to talk to me about it dragons now haha)

Something to say when someone says something really super:

“Oh god the canary is dead, everyone get out”

Had a really weird dream last night where I was in a black basalt cave with black volcanic sand and black water but the beach was full on gold and I was just like.. on my knees in the sand scrambling to pocket it as much of the gold as I could

I can still feel the sand and gold digging into my knees and the weight of my pockets against my thighs

I think I’m spreading too much time in the work shop 😭

Probably inhaling too much copper dust

My husband just said “I know nothing about Frodo except that he likes applies”

Frodo: 🐴

I am admittedly, not good at drawing people.,

I can how ever draw the hell out of a dragon. Or.. a drake in this case? Agh semantics, they all breath fire and eat naughty children aye? (Or at least that’s what I tell my niece)

Wow I’m literally so sorry

Scary queen 😭

I enjoy when people make the elves as creepy and upsetting as they actually are.

Gimli (who loves Legolas) looking at him looking down his arrow as he aims for a rabbit that seems far to far away to shoot: are you sure you can make that?

Legolas then takes the shot and slowly turns to Gimli with terrifying cat pupils and a very creepy sharp canined smile: I got him.

Today I will try to use new brushes

I will be very brave

Also I went fishing

But I caught nothing so I wrote you all a poem to show my sadness:

Went fimshing

No fimsh

Only swogs

Honk bonk

Go away swogs