A COWBOY SEASON?!?!?! WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED

no, because if you kick every white traditional Christian out of the country, then who is going to ship k@taang bryke? 

i don’t know joe hardy too well (read: at all) but he seems like the kind of guy to listen to sad hot white girl music and be the girlfriend in any relationship.

this i need to keep in my back pocket for stormbreaker and serotonin

listen,,, if you leave six ninja on a flying boat for long enough they will come up with their own memes and inside jokes

“kai would hit on a sexy lamp”

one time lloyd dressed an actual lamp in a dress with a mini skirt and kai was so sleep deprived that he hit on it

when anyone does anything bad, they go sit in the corner of shame. theres a sign

saying lloyd is twelve no matter how old he gets

kai: sorry lloyd you cant come fight with us youre like twelve lloyd: im sixteen

jay: sorry lloyd you cant come clubbing with us you’re like twelve lloyd: ?? im twenty??

zane: i shouldnt use such big words, lloyd is only twelve lloyd: IM THIRTY THREE HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER

mix and matching parts of old uniforms and excusing it with “its called fashion”

making up parts that zane needs to keep up to date

nya: zane, is your thermalhydrothingabob functioning smoothly?

cole: zane’s been pretty slow lately, maybe his popcornjpgwhatsit is broken

lloyd: zane! better make sure your chickentron is updated!

stacking things on wu’s hat while he’s asleep. cole and nya are tied at 8

“morro made me do it”

this one is lloyd only and its definitely a coping mechanism so leave him be

lloyd: *breaks something* morro made me do it

kai: who ate the last cookie? lloyd: morro made me do it

jay: you look like you havent slept?? lloyd: morro made me do it

pls go get therapy lloyd

green ninja competitions similar to the ones in season 1 where they decide who gets to be the green ninja. lloyd is the judge

if someone (usually jay or lloyd) starts a disney or dreamworks song, everyone has to join in

wu once walked in on lloyd and kai singing “the plagues” from prince of egypt with absolutely no context, and walked right back out

exaggerated non swearing around lloyd

*someone finds out a new piece of information” wonder what else sensei hasnt told us

their pizza order changes every night and its always terrible

“yo can i get a hawaiian pizza with pineapple and sardines, deliver to the destinys bounty”

“yah id like a none pizza with left beef deliver to the destinys bounty”

“can i have one slice of pizza, but, like, with every topping you have on it. deliver to the destinys bounty”

“alright im gonna go to the store” “only bad things happen when we split up”

“whats the weirdest place you can find lloyd asleep” competitions. dareth is the judge. its been weeks and lloyd has no idea

they copy old memes too

kai: im going to taco bell you want anything lloyd: i want my dad back kai: yah i got like 12 dollars

nya: jay was found dead in miami cole: is he okay nya: he’s alright but he’s dead

jay: remember to drink your respect women juice guys!

“the singles club” thats permanently occupied by lloyd and cole, and the others have all been part of it at some point. they have meetings.

“how dare you break color coordination” when anyone wears anything other than their usual color

“well, we kept kai”

variants include “well, we kept lloyd” and “well i kept all of you” (said by wu, once, and the others were in shock for ten minutes and then laughed for five minutes straight)

regarding nya as the best thing since sliced bread

For never having held a gun before, we see time and time again how amazing of a shot Cress is throughout the series. It’s no wonder she stole the heart of the only American on the crew.

okay zutara hades and persephone au but katara is hades

i will riot if we don’t get a “that’s rough buddy” in tdp book five

all the time i think about how Nya really and truly was the glue of the ninja like Jay said in Crystallized because let’s be so for real, had Nya not been kidnapped by the Skeleton Army or been such a great help to the Ninja and Wu ever since, there literally would be no Ninja. She’s what assembled the four core ninja to begin with. She goes to every length possible for these boys, whether they like it or not. She keeps it going. She’s Nya and she’s badass and she’s the game-changer in so much of the Ninjago plot that these boys truly do not know what to do without her.

will and matt are so arctic monkeys coded.

silly concept where this one muggle-born kid whose last name — out of literal, pure coincidence — happens to be black (or any other of the noble house names bc god forbid people share the same last name and aren’t at all related). this is finds out they’re a wizard and goes to hogwarts and the whole wizard community is all like “omg a resurgence of the noble house of black!” and is absolutely freaking out over it meanwhile this kid is like “wtf is happening i just found this shit out two hours ago—”

this is so real actually i never thought about this but i always knew that cartoon!Matt was better substance-wise than comic!Matt.

Saw THIS POST and I couldn't agree more. Out here with the comic!Matt slander.