Cooking With Killjoy! Cannibalistic Edition.
Cooking with Killjoy! Cannibalistic edition.
"One of my personal favorites, fresh neck!"
"The recipe is simple, and the following is required"
1.First things first, splay that fucking neck open, poke holes and make cuts like you’re doing surgery.
2. Soak the neck in whatever blood choice you prefer. Imp blood is most common. Regardless, soak it for at least a minute, and let it remain idle for a few minutes after so the blood properly sticks.
3. Mix all of your seasonings together, how much of each is up to you of course. Afterwards, apply seasoning to all exposed parts of the neck. The freshly exposed blood will hold the seasoning tight.
4. Once thoroughly seasoned, allow your grill to reach a whopping 666 degrees Fahrenheit! We promise it’s not a gimmick; the unbearable heat will tenderize the neck to perfection.
5. Leave the neck on the grill, covered, for 15 minutes. One advantage compared to the mortal world's ribs, is that you aren't spending hours waiting for it to cook to desired condition.
6. Once the 15 minutes are up, check on how the neck is holding up. 15 minutes is recommended for tenderness, but if you prefer neck crispy, 5 more minutes will get you there. Place the neck on a clean plate, letting it cool for at least a few minutes
7.Once it's cool enough for you, feel free to dig in with whatever rips it apart the best. Neck is a common finger food, but we won't shame one who prefers utensils.
I recently had an interview with Elise, owner of the Veiny Limb Diner, and she too serves this recipe. If you’re short on time, swing by cannibalism Town for Elise’s convenient and delicious smoked Neck.
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*staples a pride flag to Katie’s desk*
"HEY- Eyes up here... fucking weirdo."
"At least you've got good taste~"
"But it's not as if you aren't the first, or the last disgusting freak the last lovely patron to drool all over me glue their eyes to my beautiful figure~"
"Just don't let your wife catch you going crazy over me through the screen."
"TOOOM the new girl called off today, so you gotta do the weather-"
"OH SHIT-"
"K-Katie?! shit I should've locked the door.."
*Tom attempts to hide his face with the surface of his hands, looking away from the mirror in his office. He faces away from me, his hands never prying from his face, scared to reveal his own face*
"Well... just finish up, ok? new girl said she wasn't feeling well, so you'll be doing the weather for now.."
*Tom doesn't respond, looking as if he was panting or catching his breath from the high stress those few seconds produced. I close his office door slowly, the slight glimpse and details of his face imprinted in my mind.*
I Just heard that you liked the Idea I had of What if... Millie was Hired By Charlie instead of Blitz? What are your thoughts on it?
“I think anyone is better off NOT wasting their time with Charlie’s joke of an idea.”
“At least IMP actually works”
*AGGRESSIVE TEARING NOISES*
Katie: “GOD FUCKING DAMN IT… my last well-fitted dress.
Tom: *Looks over instinctively from the sound, before laughing hysterically* “Oh…oh my fucking god… *catching his breath through the intense laughter* “Must’ve been stress eating lately, haven’t you?”
Katie: *Turning around with a malicious, gritted smile* mhmm! Yeah Tom?? Wanna keep going? *towering over his short figure, my eyes wide open, words passed through gritted teeth* “Lie to me if you have to… please tell me you didn’t see it… *Katies voice exasperated and uneasy, as she draws a hand to her forehead*
Tom: *Tom doesn’t flinch or shrink from Katie’s threatening figure and words, his smile visible through his mask* “Well I won’t lie, as you wish” *a slight giggle/chuckle persisting through the sentence.*
Katie:*The silence after that was accompanied with the tone of his sentence gave Katie everything she needed to know* “That… will be the only time you ever get a chance to witness seeing ANY woman’s ass…fucking freak” *Her tone stern, dropping to a whisper near the end. She stands back up, her hands instinctively attempting to cover the ripped portion*
Tom:*begins to walk away casually, as if the event never even occurred* Well I’m sure this will be the running joke at the office for a while… maybe forever *looks over his shoulder before exiting the dressing room*
Katie:*tightens her fists out of rage, just before screaming* “I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD TOM, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU EVER UTTER A WORD OF WHAT YOU SAW” *Her shouting echoing through rooms, as Tom continues to make his way down the hall, seemingly unbothered and satisfied*
“oh yes!…how unfortunate of you to remind me😒”
(hello, I’m tag my rp blog)
Katie…
@hazbinsprotectorxxx
“Yes?”
“I… can’t say the same. Were you supposed be somebody important?”
(hello, I’m tag my rp blog)
Katie…
@hazbinsprotectorxxx
“Yes?”
“Oh yes! How…unfortunate for you to remind me😒”
(hello, I’m tag my rp blog)
Katie…
@hazbinsprotectorxxx
“Yes?”
"At this point, just start a petition to make ME the new queen of Hell.. I deserve it anyway."
"Besides... she's just an eyesore anyway."
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