Con: Im The Biggest Sweat Over My Interests You’ve Ever Seen And I Have Not Loved Something Casually

Tetsu's ignite passes show that his arms are so strong he could carry around with ease even tho canon doesn't seem to apreciate his strength

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hey anons am I the asshole if I kill myself bc my irl mutual fucks with kurokos enemies and I write a missive blaming it on her and alleging that she’s made me commit and put her behind bars for manslaughter with phony evidence or what

hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall

bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.

but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.

And then im just

masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.

FUCK

fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

caleb enables your neet ways so bad i need him right now

also yaoi stock

Role reversal au where everything is the same except Ralph was head of the choir n Jack was just that random kid lmfao

I honestly think they would’ve gotten off island at that first ship, and not bc all of the choir boys would’ve listened to him, but enough of them would yk

Ralph would walk up but instead of being all, “ok we had our aura moment, take off ur capes now” he’d have alr had them undressed so evb is just like oh. More kids. LMFAO

Would Jack be sm more of a brat bc no one’s listening to him? Ofc but yk. He’s just a guy atp

Edit: just realized that if everything was the same, Jack would still be chief. So um, that’s fucking changing too, bc Jack is NOT charismatic like that to have won without support, mf didn’t even win with support lmfao

B-but I'm n-not g-gay...

he is extremely bored bc he needs his credits but knows everything alr so he switches into some of ur classes just to try and oust your position as top grade

fuck i want college L hcs. other than strawberry soju i think he would also love strawberry geek bar LMAOO