Dodododododododdo

the difference between @kabookachowiced and i's main takeaways from the magnus protocols ep 11 is

my first reaction; celia i am worried for you and gwen i am worried for you and was that ink5oul those guys are silly and lena is up to something and i am worried about alice dyer i hope she does not live up to her last name

his first reaction; mr. bonzo is made of skin and flesh and i would fuck him given the opportunity

BREAKING NEWS: According to hit tumblr user @witchinatree going home is GAY

Back to Jon with the weather

why must you do this to me

who's up thinking about how fast edwin was charmed by niko and allowed her into his life and how easily they became friends and how much they trusted each other and how fast she was taken from him while he could do nothing but watch as blood seeped into her clothes as she fell to the ground slowly?

i would like to say in my defense i know nothing about TMA, you just threw me in there and said "listen to mag 200"

transcription of me and @kabookachowiced's conversation following tmapg13 (he has not listened to the entirety of tma)

"hear me out. celia is jack's mom. some shit got fucked up with the timeline and we're going to get a timeskip 30 years in the future, maybe like 10 if the kid is 16 or something and we get to meet agnes montague because she dates jack. and agnes montague gets to become the protagonist of the magnus protocols because jack like leaves or something idk he was great but i need agnes to be the priority. and.. shit gertrude is still old.. we figure out a way to de-age gertrude without disturbing gerry so they can be gay without the complications of like the desolation and the web and shit and then we get to see agnes montague win for the first time"

"oh"

"do you like my theory :]"

"no"

"ok"

Bronya: [knocking on Cocolia's bedroom door]

Serval, opening door, half asleep: Yeah?

Bronya: …Isn't this Mother's house?

Serval: I got it in the divorce.

Bronya: What?

Serval: What?

Cocolia, from somewhere inside: What the fuck, Serval?

A week later and Epic has taken over LOL

I think it’s hilarious how I’d be looking at the 9 albums I’ve been listening to for the month and this is what it looks like (also yes peep my music taste T-T)

Screencap study from a while ago

people that hate wicked must be miserable asf and hate whimsical joy

⭐️ VELVET AND VENEER ⭐️

Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head