I Wonder If There’s A Future Where I Don’t Die Young.

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

Almost completely forgot about that fox thing

this is so sweetieful... they r twins... Awe

Gerard: Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay??? I got your picture?? I'm coming with you??? Dear Maria, count me in???

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Rammstein

Little miss agent of chaos over here just spilled my paint water all over my floor because i wouldn't let her drink it