Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.
mfs be like "are you single or taken" and like technically im single but that implies that im availible, which i most definitely am not so yes im taken. im taken by me. you cant have me.
"I write for my own enjoyment"
And
"I'm happy when people interact with my writing"
Are two sentences that can coexist!
writing mood™️
Conflicting character development
Alternatively
"When your mom is a better grandma than she was a parent"
Absolute Wonder Woman going "the core of Diana is LOVE. Even when she grows up in hell instead of paradise. Even when her mother is one who should be her enemy. Even when she is kept isolated from the teachings of her people. Even when her native tongue is trickery instead of truth...Diana is at her core someone who loves the world and humanity so much she would give anything to protect them and see justice done" is truly the best distillation of 84 years of comics I've ever seen. 100000/10, absolutely zero notes.
That nonsexual intimacy of just being in each other's spaces, of gravitating towards each other, always subconsciously reaching out to each other. Finding comfort and satisfaction in being close to each other, breathing each other in, existing together.
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